fandomhigh | Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

Instead of going to a classroom today, the students were directed to the third floor of the dorms where they would find the hallway teeming with Jamie-Dupes wearing labcoats and goggles. Each one of them had a clipboard, calipers, measuring tape, litmus strips, cotton swabs and all sorts of scientific goodies that they seemed to be using on all of the doorknobs on the third floor.

"Ladies and gentlemen," Jamie said stepping forward and pulling down his goggles. "Today we leave our childhood behind and step into the future. Into the grand thing we know as... SCIENCE!"

If Reed Richards knew what was going to happen next, there would be a lot of weeping for the future.

"It has long been hypothesized that the doors in the dorms have curious properties."

Um. No. They really haven't.

"In fact one might say the doorknobs of these doors... taste like bacon."

Yep. Reed Richards. Big honking tears.

"Your job is to lick these doorknobs and see if they taste like bacon. FOR SCIENCE!"

Don't expect to get a Nobel prize for this one Jamie.

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Jack boggled for a moment at Annie and then boggled at the doorknob. Then he boggled at the fact that there were a ton of Jamie duplicates before boggling back at Annie.

"Seriously?!"

""Seriously. I'll clean it," Annie promised, and then, before anyone could stop her, she leaned down to lick the knob.

The door knob, that is.

"IT'S SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE BACON. THAT TASTES LIKE PENNIES."

"Good, Edison," Jamie said and turned to the duplicates in lab coats behind him. "Pennies!"

And in unison all the duplicates checked off a tickybox on their clipboards.

"You get your A+."

"EEEWWWWWWWWW!"

Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

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