fandomhigh | Wednesday: What was the school board thinking giving Jamie Madrox a teaching position?

Instead of going to a classroom today, the students were directed to the third floor of the dorms where they would find the hallway teeming with Jamie-Dupes wearing labcoats and goggles. Each one of them had a clipboard, calipers, measuring tape, litmus strips, cotton swabs and all sorts of scientific goodies that they seemed to be using on all of the doorknobs on the third floor.

"Ladies and gentlemen," Jamie said stepping forward and pulling down his goggles. "Today we leave our childhood behind and step into the future. Into the grand thing we know as... SCIENCE!"

If Reed Richards knew what was going to happen next, there would be a lot of weeping for the future.

"It has long been hypothesized that the doors in the dorms have curious properties."

Um. No. They really haven't.

"In fact one might say the doorknobs of these doors... taste like bacon."

Yep. Reed Richards. Big honking tears.

"Your job is to lick these doorknobs and see if they taste like bacon. FOR SCIENCE!"

Don't expect to get a Nobel prize for this one Jamie.

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Seifer shrugged and then nodded. "Sure, bring on the bacon."

"Excellent!" Jamie said as a dupe came forward and handed Siefer a plate. "And I'll expect your 20 page report on Francis Bacon by the next class period."

Did he mention the report? Hmm.

Seifer blinked at the plate of bacon and then shrugged as he took it. "Okay then. Standard margins or two inch?"

"Standard. Times new roman font size 10."

~~OUCH!~~

Well, Seifer would just have to make a bunch of stuff up to fill all those pages.

"Okay then. I'm gonna go enjoy breakfast."

"Rock on, Father. Rock. On."

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