Don't Be Evil [Friday, Second Period]

[thefearwasreal]

Oz was exceedingly chipper as he waited for his class to finish filing into the classrooom. It was a brand new semester, with a brand new crop of fresh young minds to warp scar mould. Once the bell rang, he turned the electronic display at the front of class on.

"Don't be evil," he read out. "Both the name and the aim of the class. Funny that. And while initially it may seem simple enough, it turns out that for some people, or companies even, not being evil is really, really hard, so hard in fact that they need to make it their motto. Hopefully none of you are that far gone yet, since that'd really ruin my pass rate, and your chances of leading happy, productive lives." And that would be terrible.

"But first week things first though, I see some familiar faces but also new ones and it's not like I have my own personal hacker to break into your records and help me keep track that way." Not on the island at least. "Which means it's introduction time. Name, class, a useful skill, and a time you chose not to be evil. For example, I'm Oz, your teacher, that's classified, and that one's even more classified. Now your turn, you first, sparky."

"I'm also looking for a TA, anyone who's interested just fill in the application form, and I'll get back to you by next class."

[OCD up]

Comments

Re: Introductions - DBE [01]

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

"Well, gee whiz," said Butters, looking exceptionally innocent today...or at least trying to, but it seemed to make him be a little more nervous than usual, "why, I'm just Butters Stotch, and I'm from South Park, Colorado. I'm real good at arts and crafts and building stuff, and I try to not do evil every day, but I think I make real big strides by not drinking lots of booze, smoking pot, or having sex with wonton women or nubile boys. Those're the three golden rules to stayin' on the right track to counteractin' all the stuff that God made wrong in me. That, an' always keepin' an organized pantry an' doin' my homework."

Re: Introductions - DBE [01]

[thefearwasreal]

"Substance abuse is bad," Oz agreed. "But provided everyone involved is capable of informed consent, there's nothing particularly evil in sex with women or men, or both as the case may be."