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Talking is a Free Action, Thursday - 8/18

"So, now that I'm no longer a dingo and am able to teach again... welcome to the last class of the semester." Oh, curse you time! "Hopefully everyone's favorite pirate didn't infect you guys with something unfortunate that could end your hopes of finding that special someone. Like lice. No one likes lice, people."

Weren't you all so glad to have that advice?

"So, since this is the end, we'll be talkin' about endings. So, I wanna know what you all have planned as your ever after happy or not. I, for one, will possibly be surviving until the distant future, only to be torn in half by Nate's evil clone. Because they needed something dramatic to do. And I may also be played by Ryan Reynolds. See, it's easy!"

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Nathan Young

Cara

Cassel Sharpe

Jack Carter

Jim Hawkins

Quinn Fabray

Hank Venture

(ACTUAL character death pictured above. No, Hank, an umbrella does not make a good parachute, and jumping off of buildings is never a good idea. Not even while dressed as Batman.)

Dave Nelson

Alex Aaron

You know you've thought about it.

"Mate, I can't fucking die so I will be living a long, long time," he said, grinning widely. "And I know, that's a gift to the world. Everyone will get to experience me because my immortality is A list, top of the mountain, superior power."

Well, he thought so, at least.

"I'll probably shag a hundreds of girls and maybe steal their pensions while I'm at it, live in some penthouse with a bodyguard named Fluffy and I'll buy something big like...Real Madrid or some thing. Best case scenario, I die with a woman on top of me and two beside me. That's the dream, mate!"

"...yeeeeeah. It might be less fun after a few decades," Deadpool replied. "Oh, and watchin' folks die all the time."

A beat.

"Unless you're the one killing them..."

Nathan waved that off. "Obviously, God's just wanting to keep the cream of the crop around. He's gotta shed the dead weight. Like a fucking snake!"

"Or, not even he wants you," Deadpool offered cheerfully.

Nathan wasn't phased. If Deadpool was cheerful, so was he. "Obviously, an error on his part. I mean, come on, this the guy who created crabs that like to crawl all up onto your naughty parts and put hair in places that really should be shaved. He doesn't have an eye for quality."

"Yeeeeeah," Jack said leaning back in his chair. "I'll just be happy if I make it through to old age without getting blownup or disintegrating."

"Would it be in a heroic fashion? Because then you'd at least have ballads written in your honor."

"Yeah, I'm not really a ballad kind of guy," Jack said bobbing his head back in forth in thought. "Maybe a statue?"

"I go to Ohio State on a scholarship," Quinn said, matter-of-factly. "I get a degree in marketing and am president of my sorority. Couple years later, I meet a hot guy, he proposes, I say, yes, we have an amazing wedding, and just before our first baby is born we move back to my hometown. We have two or three kids, I make bank as a realtor, and one day we retire to Key West. I die when I'm 90 or something of some boring old person disease."

She shrugged. "At least, that's how I figure it's going to go." And if the hot guy was Puck, she wasn't going to complain.

Edited 2011-08-18 20:15 (UTC)

Hank thought about it deeply.

"...I wanna die by misadventure," he decided. "Wanna die face down in some dude's pool. Not gonna kick it in my sleep lyin on my dentures. When I die, Jack, it's gonna be REAL COOL!!!"

Cara shrugged, far too casually. "I'm Mord'Sith. We live and die in service to the Lord Rahl." Wanting something for yourself only got you kicked in the teeth by the universe. Repeatedly.

"Hopefully, my death will be a very long time from now, when I'm old and sleeping," Dave said.

"I already died," Alex said with a little shrug. "Now I don't know. I think I'm immortal." Unless there was another War in Heaven or something.

Who was totally there for you.

KITTIES EVERYWHERE.

You left out the part where you were stuck in a freezer for a couple of centuries.

C'mon Wade! We need details!

CRAM IT, MADROX.

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