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fandomhigh2011-08-11 08:41 am
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Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]
"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."
He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."
He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."
He meant that with love, Will. Really.
"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"
He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."
He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."
He meant that with love, Will. Really.
"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"
Re: Swash, swash, buckle, buckle!
There was a scarlet blur and a few seconds later, another one and Bart was back, in full pirate garb, hat, coat, plastic cutlass and fake eyepatch. on his shoulder was a small racoon with a little pirate hat on.
Bart waved the cutlass around menacingly "Yarr! I be the dread pirate... um... The Dread Pirate Impulse! I be the best pirate on the seven seas.... Swab the decks and batten down the hatches! It be time for some pirating and all that!"