Talking is a Free Action [Thursday, August 11, 2011]

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"Greetings, me hearties!" Jack crowed from the front of the--admittedly kind of strange--room. "Ye might have heard on the radio that will be up after I finish writing it that Deadpool has turned into a dingo, so he can hardly be teaching class, savvy? And since people admire initiative, I decided t' try it out and see if there was a reason to admire it."

He paused. "So far it seems like a great deal o' work. Pressing on! As ye might have noticed, being astute sorts, we find ourselves in a blacksmith's smithy. This is an excellent place t' get into a fight."

He really seemed to believe that, too. "Throughout the room, I've left helpful notes fer where bits o' wittiness will be appropriate t' spout against the eunuch who will come out t' fight you."

He meant that with love, Will. Really.

"Grab a hidin' place and a pair o' handcuffs--no use in makin' this too easy, and get ready t' banter wittily!"

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Re: Cheat Like a Pirate!

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Hey, a man! Nathan could do this! He'd held a water pistol to some chick's head and made everyone believe that it was real so he figured he could do this. Gun cocked at Will, he shrugged.

"Sorry to say that your time's up, mate," he told him, smiling cockily. "I'll admit, you had me going for a time but, you see, here's the thing: you're a dick and I don't let dicks beat me. No no, not even if we were in a porn together."

William didn't really seem to understand this which was probably for the best. "Now, if we had more time, I'd take off that shirt you obviously found in the little girl's section of the Selfridges and take a shit in it just so you could have a souvenir of my greatness. But, for now..."

He shot somewhere in the direction of William's legs and cackled like a loon.