Talking Is A Free Action - 21/7 - Thursday

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There was something written on the board when students arrived for class today.

villainous monologues

"Now, some of you all might have experience with this subject," Deadpool said. "Either giving or receiving. Possibly dirty."

He didn't judge your kinky ways! Much.

"You know how it is, their nefarious plan is mere seconds from completion and they have the plucky hero right where they want him. And they just wanna lord over 'em. It's slightly less expensive than therapy or comic book collecting. Which, as we all know, is only one step down from crack."

He held up a comic book. "Deadpool volume 2, issue 41 is available August 10th!"

Helpful.

"Enough shameless self promotion! Partner off," he demanded. "One of you will be the babbling villain and the other the helpless hero. And of you really want to get into character, try shouting a lot. It's the super cool thing to do! Just ask Doctor Doom. Though, with him, it could be an unfortunate speech impediment..."

Comments

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well this one tends to be a bit needy," Jack said with a sigh. "Neurotic might be a better word."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notmyownage]

"Is that an error in the programming? Or is it just . . . that full of personality?"

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's a personality, all right," Jack said in a weary tone. "Don't get me wrong. She's very nice and back home she was fantastic. It's just that she's a bit... motherly."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notmyownage]

"Awww," Claudia said. "She wuvs you!"

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

Jack shuddered a bit at that. "Don't... Don't encourage her," he warned. "Especially if you want to meet her."

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[notmyownage]

"But it sounds totally adorbs!"