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Talking Is A Free Action - 21/7 - Thursday
There was something written on the board when students arrived for class today.
villainous monologues
"Now, some of you all might have experience with this subject," Deadpool said. "Either giving or receiving. Possibly dirty."
He didn't judge your kinky ways! Much.
"You know how it is, their nefarious plan is mere seconds from completion and they have the plucky hero right where they want him. And they just wanna lord over 'em. It's slightly less expensive than therapy or comic book collecting. Which, as we all know, is only one step down from crack."
He held up a comic book. "Deadpool volume 2, issue 41 is available August 10th!"
Helpful.
"Enough shameless self promotion! Partner off," he demanded. "One of you will be the babbling villain and the other the helpless hero. And of you really want to get into character, try shouting a lot. It's the super cool thing to do! Just ask Doctor Doom. Though, with him, it could be an unfortunate speech impediment..."
"Now, some of you all might have experience with this subject," Deadpool said. "Either giving or receiving. Possibly dirty."
He didn't judge your kinky ways! Much.
"You know how it is, their nefarious plan is mere seconds from completion and they have the plucky hero right where they want him. And they just wanna lord over 'em. It's slightly less expensive than therapy or comic book collecting. Which, as we all know, is only one step down from crack."
He held up a comic book. "Deadpool volume 2, issue 41 is available August 10th!"
Helpful.
"Enough shameless self promotion! Partner off," he demanded. "One of you will be the babbling villain and the other the helpless hero. And of you really want to get into character, try shouting a lot. It's the super cool thing to do! Just ask Doctor Doom. Though, with him, it could be an unfortunate speech impediment..."
Re: Pair Up
Please, don't as Jim to list anything else off. Twinkies were about the upper limit on his pop-culture and delicious foodstuffs awareness.
Re: Pair Up
"What do you think my evil doomsday device is powered with?" Jack said waving his pencil at Jim. "Twinkies! Twinkies are the foodstuff of destruction!"
Re: Pair Up
It could only end in tears.
"You fiend! Twinkies are sacred!"
Re: Pair Up