http://shotbillmurray.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-07-19 11:12 pm

How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Today when the class arrived in the Danger Shop, they'd see that they were set up in a Diner type setting. Actually it was a diner with Zombies hanging out in it. Zombies frozen in place.

Along with Columbus was a grumpy looking man in a leather jacket and a cowboy hat.

"Hi everyone!" Columbus said cheerfully. "For those of you who were in class last term you no doubt remember Tallahassee."

Tallahassee grunted something that sounded like a greeting.

"Today we're going to be talking about..."

Columbus fiddled with the remote and once again big block letters appeared behind himself and Tallahassee.

THE BUDDY SYSTEM



"Wait, wait wait," Tallahassee said holding up his hand. "Didn't we do that already?"

"Actually that was 'Get a Kick Ass Partner'," Columbus explained. "It's totally different."

"No, it isn't."

"Yes, it is."

"No... it isn't."

Columbus sighed. "Today your assignment is to team up with another classmate and make sure you get through the diner without dying. Go ahead. I have to argue with an artificial intelligence."

"Did you just call me stupid?" Tallahassee demanded angrily.

Columbus sighed again and hit the remote un-pausing the zombies. This could take a while.
necroslacker: (won't get fooled again)

Re: Buddy Up!

[personal profile] necroslacker 2011-07-20 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sam knew zombies. He still hadn't experimented with controlling these particular zombies because he wasn't sure how they worked and if the whole holographic thing would stop him but he knew how they worked and what they wanted so he figured this might be easy with a partner.

He was stretching and taking note of the exits and entrances of the diner while he waited for a partner.