http://shotbillmurray.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-07-19 11:12 pm
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How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Today when the class arrived in the Danger Shop, they'd see that they were set up in a Diner type setting. Actually it was a diner with Zombies hanging out in it. Zombies frozen in place.

Along with Columbus was a grumpy looking man in a leather jacket and a cowboy hat.

"Hi everyone!" Columbus said cheerfully. "For those of you who were in class last term you no doubt remember Tallahassee."

Tallahassee grunted something that sounded like a greeting.

"Today we're going to be talking about..."

Columbus fiddled with the remote and once again big block letters appeared behind himself and Tallahassee.

THE BUDDY SYSTEM



"Wait, wait wait," Tallahassee said holding up his hand. "Didn't we do that already?"

"Actually that was 'Get a Kick Ass Partner'," Columbus explained. "It's totally different."

"No, it isn't."

"Yes, it is."

"No... it isn't."

Columbus sighed. "Today your assignment is to team up with another classmate and make sure you get through the diner without dying. Go ahead. I have to argue with an artificial intelligence."

"Did you just call me stupid?" Tallahassee demanded angrily.

Columbus sighed again and hit the remote un-pausing the zombies. This could take a while.