Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Today's class room.... was a normal classroom today. Go figure.

"Hey guys," Columbus said with a sheepish look on his face. "So apparently most of everyone turned into a pony the other day. So to give you a break I'm just going to keep today's class simple:

Double-Knot your Shoes

"Oh sure. Seems simple, right? I mean why bother? Well, let's just say that an untied shoelace could lead to you being a nice little snag for a zombie horde. So double knot. It could save your life. That being said? Your assignment today is to double knot your shoes

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Re: Tie your shoes!

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave tied his shoes. Double knotted and everything. Although he watched to see if any zombies were going to be let loose while everyone was looking down at their feet.