Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Today's class room.... was a normal classroom today. Go figure.

"Hey guys," Columbus said with a sheepish look on his face. "So apparently most of everyone turned into a pony the other day. So to give you a break I'm just going to keep today's class simple:

Double-Knot your Shoes

"Oh sure. Seems simple, right? I mean why bother? Well, let's just say that an untied shoelace could lead to you being a nice little snag for a zombie horde. So double knot. It could save your life. That being said? Your assignment today is to double knot your shoes

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Re: Tie your shoes!

[harpy-daughter.livejournal.com]

Surreal looked down at her own laceless leather boots, and then over at Cara's. "Does this mean we win automatically?" she asked dryly.

Re: Tie your shoes!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara shrugged. "I've never tripped running away from danger before," she replied, just as dryly. Of course, barring one or two occasions she usually ran towards the danger.

Re: Tie your shoes!

[harpy-daughter.livejournal.com]

Surreal gave a snort of amusement. "Does anyone at this school actually run away from danger?"

Even after just a few months here, she was rather sure the answer was 'no'.

Re: Tie your shoes!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara rolled her eyes, but not at Surreal. "Does water run uphill?"