Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Today the danger shop had been transformed into a convention center. Specifically a convention center that at one point held a job fair but got invaded by zombies.

Yes. There are zombies in suits in the convention center still holding resumes. Hey, it's a tough job market. Even for zombies.

"Hey guys," Columbus said with a small bounce on the balls of his feet. "Today's our last class and I wanted to leave you with an alternative method for dealing with Zombies. It's not one I would choose personally but I have known one person who used this method effectively. It's camouflage."

And with a press of a button... A costume and makeup area appeared. Nope. No block letters today.

"Your goal today is to dress and then act like a zombie," Columbus said motioning to the make up station. "If you pass yourself off? Great. If not... well you've learned enough rules from me to know what to do. All right? Let's give it a shot."

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Re: Blend in!

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Nice and limber now thank you, Annie did her best to move exactly like the zombies around her, while being entirely freaked out. And while not trying to actually look at them when they were right there, other than making sure not to bump into them.

She was pretty sure zombies didn't bump into each other accidentally.