Wednesday: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Today the danger shop had been transformed into a convention center. Specifically a convention center that at one point held a job fair but got invaded by zombies.

Yes. There are zombies in suits in the convention center still holding resumes. Hey, it's a tough job market. Even for zombies.

"Hey guys," Columbus said with a small bounce on the balls of his feet. "Today's our last class and I wanted to leave you with an alternative method for dealing with Zombies. It's not one I would choose personally but I have known one person who used this method effectively. It's camouflage."

And with a press of a button... A costume and makeup area appeared. Nope. No block letters today.

"Your goal today is to dress and then act like a zombie," Columbus said motioning to the make up station. "If you pass yourself off? Great. If not... well you've learned enough rules from me to know what to do. All right? Let's give it a shot."

[OCD is up!]

Comments

Blend in!

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Remember: Unless the other zombie says "BRRRRRRRRAAAAAINS" first you should just grunt.

Re: Blend in!

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

Well, Nathan thought he had the lanky body of a good zombie so he guessed this wouldn't be too much trouble. After getting into costume, he loosened himself up and started slinking around, pulling one foot behind him for good measure.

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[onlymistaken]

There really was no measurement for the amount of silly that Cally felt as she shuffled along, occasionally letting out a guttural moan.

On the other hand, she was rather proud of her makeup job.

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[dollpocalypse]

Oh, this was something Topher could do. He'd watched more than enough zombie movies to have the mannerisms down, and no one seemed to question his zombie-ness.

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[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Angelica dabbed latex on her face and peeled it away to make it look like her skin was rotting, then dressed in tattered clothes and did her best to shuffle around like a zombie. It was actually kind of fun to pretend and not be chased for a change.

Re: Blend in!

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Nice and limber now thank you, Annie did her best to move exactly like the zombies around her, while being entirely freaked out. And while not trying to actually look at them when they were right there, other than making sure not to bump into them.

She was pretty sure zombies didn't bump into each other accidentally.

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[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

James shuffled and twitched, his hands feeling for the sword that was not on his hip. He prayed to Banath that this was just a magic show and that the zombies would disappear with the click of the button at the end of class...