Parent Check-in

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Rover, Martin Blank and Alanna Trebond sit at the registration table with information packets

Included in the packets are:
Your child's/ward's/whatever relationship you have with this person's Class Schedule
A Map of the School and Town
A Schedule of Events for Parents Weekend
The rules and regulations of Parents Weekend
A Coupon Book

At the desk is a sign saying:
Please sign in here for Parents Weekend

And depending who is looking at the sign it will magically say:
To ensure everyone's safety, please surrender any Firearms/Weaponry/Magical doodads that will cause harm to our students.

Your property will be returned to you before you leave.

Thank you!

ETA: Parents/Guardians are now required to check in on their own.
((OOC: In other words... If your parents are somewhat "normal" and unarmed they will not see the message. Unless they are packing some kind of weapon, and then they will be see it. Got it?))

Comments

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Obviously he get his manners from his mother's side." Callisto draws herself up in full ruthless warlord mode. "I know who the medics are at this school, you don't, it is the more efficent solution for me to go and find one."

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Adama snarls and starts to get up. Starts because the Widow Twanky is still in his arms and is not moving. "Well, can you help her now? I think she's ill. She might've eaten something bad."

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Trust me it's not the food that's the problem. Well, there's one that tends to work for Widow Twanky when she's like this." Callisto sighs and looking highly embarrased, she starts singing.

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Commander Adama has seen and heard a lot of things in his life. But he's never heard singing quite like that. He looks for a reaction from the woman in his arms.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Widow Twanky starts twitching in Adama's arms as Callisto, with an expression on her face recognised by teenagesrs everywhere to mean Kill me. Now. Please. continues singing.

So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
Spend a little time with me

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

And now, instead of disdain and confusion, Adama is now trying to control his own laughter.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Glaring at Adama, and deciding to ask Lee if he wanted anything done to his father over the weekend Callisto continues.

Wouldn't you like to have fun?
How's about a few laughs?
I can show you a good time.
Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun...?
How's about a few laughs, laughs, laughs...?
I can show you a good time, good time.
Fun, Laughs, Goodtime!
What do you say to (how's abouta) laughs?
I can give you some (are you ready for some) fun?
How would you like a (I can show you a) good time

Widow Twanky suddenly leaps up and joins in singing.

Hey big spender!
Hey big spender!

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Singing at the top of her lungs, Widow Twanky sings the rest of the song. Complete with high kicks.

The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
A real big spender
Good looking, so refined
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?

So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cork for every guy I see
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Hey, big spender!
Spend a little time with me

Fun, laughs, good time
Fun, laughs, good time
Fun. laughs, good time

Meanwhile Callisto prayed for the earth to swallow her whole.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Adama blinks once, then twice and then wonders how frakking weird Earth really is if people are already singing to him.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Seeing that Widow Twanky had miraculously revived, Callisto bolted while Twanky was doing an encore performance.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

From across the room, Marty is silently rocking back in forth with laughter.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker turns around, sure she's hearing things. The tableau she sees causes her to clap her hand over her mouth to stifle giggles.

Re: Refreshments/Mingling

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

If looks could kill, Callisto would be up on multiple charges of murder.