Wednesday: Period 1 - How to survive the Zombie Apocalypse - Class 3

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

When the students filed into the dangershop this week, they'd find a somewhat annoyed looking teacher trying to get something fixed on the remote.

The setting for today's class was a city street at night. It was close to midnight. And something evil was lurking in the dark.

"Hey guys," Columbus said finally giving up on the remote. "Apparently with the whole thing over the weekend has corrupted my scenario with this week's class."

Columbus let out a heavy sigh. "Which means we won't be having the standard class today. Instead of the zombies chasing you with chainsaws? They just want to dance."

He put up his hands in bewilderment. "I don't get it. So today we're going to learn abe rule number 32"

And right on cue the big block letters appeared behind Columbus:



"Sooooo... today? Your assignment is to dance. You know. Shake your... thing."

Columbus should never use that phrase again. Ever.

Comments

Listen/Limber Up

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Just because the assignment is only to dance is no excuse for not warming up.

Re: Listen/Limber Up

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave figured he might need more limbering up than usual for this. He was getting to the point where he was prepared to run this time each week. But dancing? That took different muscles doing different things.

All of which was just masking the point that he didn't really know how to dance, yes, thank you.

Re: Listen/Limber Up

[forhisfriends.livejournal.com]

Dancing? There was going to be dancing? With the zombies?

Simon couldn't even decide whether that necessitated more limbering up than running, or less. He dreaded it a bit all the same.

Re: Listen/Limber Up

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

After yesterday's class, Nathan had been hopeful that he'd managed to go two for two with awesome classes. This...was not what he'd call awesome. He spent a long time staring at the teacher before looking around and following the leads of fellow classmates by stretching and shit.

Re: Listen/Limber Up

[onlymistaken]

Did raising and lowering your eyebrows count as limbering up? Cally had no problem doing the usual sort, but she definitely got in a few reps of the other too.

Re: Listen/Limber Up

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

What is with this island and dancing? James did some brief stretches, just in case the lesson changed.