http://whitequeensfire.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whitequeensfire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-05-06 04:26 pm

BWI Portalocity Terminal [Saturday Morning]

Emma had flown with Angelica from Logan Airport in Boston to Baltimore so she wouldn't have to make the entire trip alone, and Angelica was grateful for that. But after a hug goodbye when the time came for Emma's flight back to Massachusetts, Angelica was alone in the lounge, waiting for the bus to Fandom High. She buried her face in a book and tried not to be too nervous about changing schools, counting out the positives. She might make new friends. Empath and Roulette wouldn't be there. She might accidentally fry someone with her microwave powers.

Oooookay, that last one wasn't too positive.

[Up early for SP! Please wait for OCD! The Ginger Express is now in service.]

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'd stick away from booze, too," Butters advised earnestly. "Or else you'll wind up all poor and stupid like Kenny's dad, or havin' a disease like Stan's."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Well I don't know who Kenny and Stan are," Jack said in a pacifying yet amused tone, "But I'm sure they had they're reasons for getting blind stupid drunk."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah, Kenny's dad's poor," Butters felt that explained itself. "And Stan's dad...well, he gave himself cancer once. You should have seen the size of his nutsack. It was so huge! And then his mom had the nicest scrotum coat I've ever seen."

Butters sighed, a little too wistfully than any normal person should over a scrotum coat.

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow! This conversation just became incredibly awkward," Jack replied because... well sometimes he just had no filter when it came to conversations. "I just... yeah. Awkward."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
And to think, Butters hadn't even mentioned how amazing Stan's mom's boobs were.

He blinked a moment, cleared his throat, and started twiddling his fingers together. "Er, sorry about that. I tend to do that a lot."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, well... okay," Jack said trying to shake of the whole... coat. Thing. Ew.

"Scrotum Coat? Really? No. Don't tell me. I don't want to know."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Well," said Butters, "ya kind of already do. It's pretty, y'know, self-explanitory."

Despite himself, he started giggling again. "It was so big! Like, you could put two dozen puppies in that one coat, easy!"

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Okay. That's just seriously weird. You know that right?"

I mean come on! Who would do that to a puppy?

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Uhhhh," Butters took a few moments to think about that.

"No?"

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow. Okay. So you see nothing wrong with a coat made of... well. You know."

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"It was all the rage that season," Butters said confidently with a nod.

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"... What the hell kind of place did you grow up in?" Jack asked incredulously.

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Why, South Park, Colorado," Butters answered with some sort of odd and misplaced pride. "It's just a small little mountain town, but there are friendly people everywhere, people spouting 'how-howdy neighbors!'"

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] exactlyaverage.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"And wearing... coats."

Note to self: Stay the hell away from South Park, Colorado.

Re: Wait for the Shuttle! [5/7/11]

[identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
A wise choice, my friend.

"Well, sure. It gets cold in the mountains."