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prof_of_cunning ([personal profile] prof_of_cunning) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-04-30 02:29 am
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Fandom High Graduation Ceremony, Class of 2011, Saturday Early Evening - Part One!

The ceremony was once again held at sunset for the benefit of the graduates’ less diurnal guests, but the lawn was well-lit with twinkling blue and gold lights draped across bleachers, stage, surrounding trees and specially-assembled trellises, giving the overall effect of a peaceful fairy grove. (Not, say, Las Vegas. Tasteful twinkling lights.)

The staff having taken note of every previous graduation including the most recent, the lights had been purchased from Acme Decorations Studio with a money-back No Coming To Life And Terrorizing Your Party Guests Guarantee... and there was a rather large cache of weapons stashed in a trunk behind the podium. The chance that it would rain toys that could later be used for self-defense was slightly less than the chance that there would be a need for self-defense.

No one could say Fandom High wasn’t a learning experience.

[Open and welcome Class of 2011! Welcome | The Procession | Speeches | Diplomas | OOC]

Re: Welcome!

[identity profile] conscience-off.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Naturally that meant that Jason was going to try to punch him in the head.
longislandiceme: (wtf?)

Re: Welcome!

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2011-05-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Now, Bobby's reflexes were pretty good, as it happened, but it was hardly impossible to catch him by surprise or anything.

Which Jason totally did.

"What the hell?!" Bobby yelled, as Jason's fist connected with his eye. "You hit me, you bastard!" And that'd be Bobby launching himself in a flying tackle at Jason.

Re: Welcome!

[identity profile] conscience-off.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You knocked up my baby sister!" Jason retorted, trying to land a few more shots while he was on the ground.

This was the classiest graduation behavior ever.
longislandiceme: (cranky)

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[personal profile] longislandiceme 2011-05-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, totally.

"That doesn't mean you get to hit me!" Bobby retorted, going in for a shot of his own.

Re: Welcome!

[identity profile] conscience-off.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course it does," Jason grunted as Bobby's punch connected. "Ain't you ever heard of 'shotgun wedding', boy? It's 'cause someone's wavin' a shotgun."

Not that Jason had ever been run off by a dude wielding a gun. Really.
longislandiceme: (dirty n scruffy)

Re: Welcome!

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2011-05-01 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't see a shotgun!" Bobby countered, oh-so-intelligently. "And besides, Sookie and I'll get married on our own time!"

That sentiment... might possibly have been sweet, if he hadn't expressed it while trying to rub Jason's face in the dirt.

Re: Welcome!

[identity profile] conscience-off.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason's retort was muffled because he had a face full of dirt, but it wasn't complimentary.