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fandomhigh2011-04-06 08:51 am
atreideslioness) wrote in fandomhigh2011-04-06 08:51 am
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What NOT To Do In A Fight / Period III / Week 13 (Atreides/Deadpool)
"One myth of combat that seems to persevere no matter what, is that there is some way a fight can be civilized," Ghanima stated.
"Like, you know, not hitting a chick when she's tryin' to kill you because apparently they're weaker or something. I got my ass kicked by Squirrel Girl. But then again, so did Thanos and Doom. So I feel comfortable with that," Deadpool added. "Another thing is acting like a gentleman in a fight. Which is just the dumbest thing you can do because they're gonna kill your ass, not just wait around for you to follow the rules."
"People seem to think that there are certain rules, unwritten or otherwise, that dictate how a battle can be waged," she agreed. "My universe has rules of engagement about assassination and the fighting between the Great Houses. In reality? We all cheat."
"Or some places have societal rules about how men shouldn't hit women, which is true - no one should hit anyone out of anger - but the idea that only a female can take on another female is ridiculous. In a fight, you fight to win, not for honor."
Deadpool just had to add, "...but chick fights are hot."
He knew Ghanima was going to hit him upside the head for that, right? Right.
And she knew he would smack her ass back, right? Right. "So, all you little feebs are gonna talk to each other about times when you've didn't fight by the rules and or fought a girl. Yes, both genders have to talk about it."
"Like, you know, not hitting a chick when she's tryin' to kill you because apparently they're weaker or something. I got my ass kicked by Squirrel Girl. But then again, so did Thanos and Doom. So I feel comfortable with that," Deadpool added. "Another thing is acting like a gentleman in a fight. Which is just the dumbest thing you can do because they're gonna kill your ass, not just wait around for you to follow the rules."
"People seem to think that there are certain rules, unwritten or otherwise, that dictate how a battle can be waged," she agreed. "My universe has rules of engagement about assassination and the fighting between the Great Houses. In reality? We all cheat."
"Or some places have societal rules about how men shouldn't hit women, which is true - no one should hit anyone out of anger - but the idea that only a female can take on another female is ridiculous. In a fight, you fight to win, not for honor."
Deadpool just had to add, "...but chick fights are hot."
He knew Ghanima was going to hit him upside the head for that, right? Right.
And she knew he would smack her ass back, right? Right. "So, all you little feebs are gonna talk to each other about times when you've didn't fight by the rules and or fought a girl. Yes, both genders have to talk about it."
Re: Discussion
"Sweet. Thanks for clearing that up."