Paranormal Activity

[nojackassfile.livejournal.com]

"Welcome back, guys. Glad to see you're all your own age again," Alaric remarked with a smirk. "I bet you'll be glad to get back to the student life after spending the weekend as adults."

Oh, Ric, no they weren't.



"So today we're gonna cover the succubus, the plural of which being succubai. It's one of those Latin words, yes. It comes from the word meaning strumpet which is...oddly appropriate," he had to admit. "Succubai are female demons that seduce men to either try to kill them or collect their semen. Before you girls breathe a sigh of relief, there's a male version as well, known as an incubus."

Alaric launched into a lecture about succubai and incubai and, no, he didn't stop sparing details like the fact that incubai had really cold penises and that succubai had spikes in their vagina to punish adulterers. He also described how they attacked and famous cases of succubai or incubai assaults. He then described the five ways that they can be dealt with: exorcism, confession, excommunication, the sign of the cross and just getting the hell out of the way.

"Right, now that everyone is thoroughly uncomfortable, I'm going to distract you with a pop quiz," he said. Wow, he was evil. "Basically all you have to do is tell me one thing you've learned in the semester so far and you pass. And you also get candy."

Candy totally made up for the trauma he just passed out.

Comments

Pop Quiz

[nojackassfile.livejournal.com]

Give one fact, any fact at all. And then grab candy.

Re: Pop Quiz

[puppywithatutu.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck getting Caroline to just write a fact. What she had learned turned into a page-long rant about vampires that strangely related right back to her personal experiences over the weekend.

Odd how that worked.

Re: Pop Quiz

[notmyownage]

Digging up graves takes a really long time. But it's kinda required if you wanna salt and burn a ghost. There. That should earn her some candy.

Re: Pop Quiz

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Scully resisted from giving more than one fact-- she'd learned a bit in here-- and stuck with the facts about the dragon she'd had to research.

Re: Pop Quiz

[trigons_child]

"I learned about vervain tea and how drinking it may incapacitate some vampires who drink your blood," Raven said.

And she totally hadn't taken to drinking it frequently. Really.

Re: Pop Quiz

[notlikejack.livejournal.com]

Bobby seriously needed candy. So he wrote a long-winded paragraph on bows & arrows and how movies weren't the best way to research.

Re: Pop Quiz

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

I wrote a report about Cerberus. Who is the three-headed dog that guards Hell. Also I found out that there are all kinds of weird fucking people here. And I mean that nicely. It makes me feel like less of a freak. Plus there's a kind of tea that vampires hate and the name had a lot of V's in it.

Re: Pop Quiz

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen recapped some of her report, but passed on the candy.