apathy, classroom, friday, whatever, are we done now?

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George was there on time this week.

"So, I've decided I care about shit, and want to ... I dunno, be a cheerleader," she said, in the same flat sarcastic tone as ever. "No, wait, I don't, that's an April Fool's joke, because somehow it's supposed to be funny to lie to people today. Because being a dick is somehow socially acceptable, so long as it's just today and you think it's really funny. What the fuck ever."

And that was all the more effort she was putting in to this sorry excuse for a holiday.

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With someone who isn't you. ZOMG APRIL FOOL'S.

Hang Out In the Back, Avoid Eye Contact, And Be Sullen

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It's like an old classic at this point, isn't it?

If You Absolutely Have To Fucking Prank Someone, Fine, Do It Here

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We'll pretend to be astonished and/or shocked.

... No, we won't.

Eyeroll, Bitch and Moan

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Another old favorite.

Snobby British Guy and Freakish Smelly Whatever

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One half hates humanity, and the other half probably doesn't qualify as being part of it.

Don't Talk to George

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It won't end well.

Whatever

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Whatever.

OOC

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voila.