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Kappa Kappa Gremlin Meeting, After Classes, Monday [ 02/07 ].
“Heya, guys!” Zack was all smiles, which was probably not a huge shock, as the KKG members gathered, today. “So, as most of you probably know, there’s that dance coming up later this week, the one for that weird holiday with all of the chocolate? And dances usually involve, you know, dancing.”
Words of wisdom from Zack Fair, gentleman.
Quite. Hopefully, Zack Fair, gentleman, wouldn’t take the smirk on Alexander’s face. “Or perhaps brooding in dark corners, but, of course, such is not the way for a Kappa Kappa Gremlin. Perhaps it is just my own royal training interfering, but, as Gremlins, we should all be very respectful members of the community, the types of gentlemen who strive to be emulated and admired. As such, with a dance upcoming, it is very important to actually know how to dance.”
“Now,” Alexander offered, “I know proper dancing is still something I still struggle with, and I won’t speak for Zack, but we thought it was best to bring in some outside help with this, especially since she’s also been well trained in the etiquette for formal occasions, too. So please be gentlemen in welcoming Miss Jane Porter to the fraternity today, and treat her with respect so that we can learn to be more...er...respectable. Not that we don’t need it, of course. I mean, we’re all...um...yes. Miss Porter, if you please?”
“Thank you, Mr. Fair, your highness,” the prim and proper primatology teacher took delicate steps in and tried not to giggle at her best attempt to actually be putting her finishing school lessons to use, “Mr. Fair. Gentlemen.” She turned to the club with a curtsy and then smiled to them all. “I have been asked to come in today and teach you proper dancing so none of you make absolute fools of yourself or step on any feet, because you know girls spend an awful lot of money on shoes for these things, so we’d best not trod on them, yes? Now, what I’m going to do, is I’d like to show you each a few steps, so I’ll take volunteers to come on up and be my dashing partner to demonstrate them to your fellow brothers. And then, afterwards, we’ll make sure we practise, because practise makes perfect!”
“But do watch the rose petals,” Jane advised. “They can be a bit slippery if you catch them just right. Mr. Fair, music, if you would be so kind.”
Words of wisdom from Zack Fair, gentleman.
Quite. Hopefully, Zack Fair, gentleman, wouldn’t take the smirk on Alexander’s face. “Or perhaps brooding in dark corners, but, of course, such is not the way for a Kappa Kappa Gremlin. Perhaps it is just my own royal training interfering, but, as Gremlins, we should all be very respectful members of the community, the types of gentlemen who strive to be emulated and admired. As such, with a dance upcoming, it is very important to actually know how to dance.”
“Now,” Alexander offered, “I know proper dancing is still something I still struggle with, and I won’t speak for Zack, but we thought it was best to bring in some outside help with this, especially since she’s also been well trained in the etiquette for formal occasions, too. So please be gentlemen in welcoming Miss Jane Porter to the fraternity today, and treat her with respect so that we can learn to be more...er...respectable. Not that we don’t need it, of course. I mean, we’re all...um...yes. Miss Porter, if you please?”
“Thank you, Mr. Fair, your highness,” the prim and proper primatology teacher took delicate steps in and tried not to giggle at her best attempt to actually be putting her finishing school lessons to use, “Mr. Fair. Gentlemen.” She turned to the club with a curtsy and then smiled to them all. “I have been asked to come in today and teach you proper dancing so none of you make absolute fools of yourself or step on any feet, because you know girls spend an awful lot of money on shoes for these things, so we’d best not trod on them, yes? Now, what I’m going to do, is I’d like to show you each a few steps, so I’ll take volunteers to come on up and be my dashing partner to demonstrate them to your fellow brothers. And then, afterwards, we’ll make sure we practise, because practise makes perfect!”
“But do watch the rose petals,” Jane advised. “They can be a bit slippery if you catch them just right. Mr. Fair, music, if you would be so kind.”
Re: Talk to Fraser - KKG, 02/07.
Currently though, he was more trying to dig the seeming unending supply of rose petals out of his pockets. They just kept appearing!