fandomhigh | Kappa Kappa Gremlin Meeting, After Classes, Monday [ 02/07 ].

“Heya, guys!” Zack was all smiles, which was probably not a huge shock, as the KKG members gathered, today. “So, as most of you probably know, there’s that dance coming up later this week, the one for that weird holiday with all of the chocolate? And dances usually involve, you know, dancing.”

Words of wisdom from Zack Fair, gentleman.

Quite. Hopefully, Zack Fair, gentleman, wouldn’t take the smirk on Alexander’s face. “Or perhaps brooding in dark corners, but, of course, such is not the way for a Kappa Kappa Gremlin. Perhaps it is just my own royal training interfering, but, as Gremlins, we should all be very respectful members of the community, the types of gentlemen who strive to be emulated and admired. As such, with a dance upcoming, it is very important to actually know how to dance.”

“Now,” Alexander offered, “I know proper dancing is still something I still struggle with, and I won’t speak for Zack, but we thought it was best to bring in some outside help with this, especially since she’s also been well trained in the etiquette for formal occasions, too. So please be gentlemen in welcoming Miss Jane Porter to the fraternity today, and treat her with respect so that we can learn to be more...er...respectable. Not that we don’t need it, of course. I mean, we’re all...um...yes. Miss Porter, if you please?”

“Thank you, Mr. Fair, your highness,” the prim and proper primatology teacher took delicate steps in and tried not to giggle at her best attempt to actually be putting her finishing school lessons to use, “Mr. Fair. Gentlemen.” She turned to the club with a curtsy and then smiled to them all. “I have been asked to come in today and teach you proper dancing so none of you make absolute fools of yourself or step on any feet, because you know girls spend an awful lot of money on shoes for these things, so we’d best not trod on them, yes? Now, what I’m going to do, is I’d like to show you each a few steps, so I’ll take volunteers to come on up and be my dashing partner to demonstrate them to your fellow brothers. And then, afterwards, we’ll make sure we practise, because practise makes perfect!”

“But do watch the rose petals,” Jane advised. “They can be a bit slippery if you catch them just right. Mr. Fair, music, if you would be so kind.”

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There's pizza and pop available for munching, as usual.

Unfortunately, not even keeping the pizza boxes closed seemed to be able to keep the rose petals out of them...

As the music started up, a good classical waltzing type piece, Jane nodded her head a little to get the beat before smiling at the boys and saying, "Alright, then, don't be shy. Who should like to go first and we can get started? Those of you not dancing, pay close attention, there's much to learn! Stand up, any of you, introduce yourself like a gentleman, and if there's any type of dance you'd like to learn, let me know, otherwise, I'll just choose one and we'll go from there!"

"Alright, gentlemen, very good!" Jane beamed. "Now, you won't really know it until you do it a little more, so go ahead and pair up and try the steps with each other and see what you or your brothers might be able to improve upon. Go on now, don't be shy, partner up!"

Dancing aside, if you have any other club business you wish to bring up, please do so here!

Who will keep being certain that dancing is totally manly.

Insert joke about a dancing moose here.

I will never cease to enjoy exploiting my own characters for my other character's nefarious purposes.

Of course, Alexander was in Glee Club, so his bias was quite clear. Still, he needed this practical lesson as much as anyone.

Fraser had never danced with a moose but he wouldn't immediately reject the idea if it was presented to him.

Currently though, he was more trying to dig the seeming unending supply of rose petals out of his pockets. They just kept appearing!

Other than having to pick rose petals off his slice of pizza, Jeremy was feeling pretty good. He'd had a fun weekend, and was looking toward another easy week.

And he already knew how to dance.

Dancing! Zack could dance! Sure! If he stopped bouncing, he'd probably be an awesome dancer! He was... light on his feet!

... And half of his summon spells involved dancing. Kind of.

Okay. He needed this lesson, and badly so.

Chuck would be chewing on the pizza, and looking very uneasy at the topic of this week's meeting.

Dancing. It was bad, and uncoordinated when he tried to dance with girls. Being paired up and told to dance with a guy was only going to add awkward into that equation.

Hank gave his pizza an odd look before shrugging and eating it. "Flower-flavored pizza," he mused. "It does add a certain something. I'll bet there's a market for this!!!"

Kappa Kappa Gremlin Meeting, After Classes, Monday [ 02/07 ].

Arrive & Mingle -- KKG, 02/07.

Learn to Dance with Miss Porter - KKG, 02/07.

Dance with Each Other! - KKG, 02/07.

Other Business - KKG, 02/07.

Talk to the Advisors - KKG, 02/07.

Talk to Fraser - KKG, 02/07.

OOC - KKG, 02/07.

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Re: Arrive & Mingle -- KKG, 02/07.

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