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[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

The Chef comes into the cafeteria wearing a Care Bears blanket as a cape. Das Schnitzel doesn't know why and more importantly, she doesn't want to know.

Guud dey my leettle-a lufe-a boogs! Tudey's menoo is:

-Cheeckee Nuudle-a Suoop

-Sveet Putetu Freees

-Cranberreees

-Epple-a Pieee

-Spegettee

The Chef proceeds to run around the cafeteria with his Care Bears blanket flowing behind him.

Comments

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Are the cranberries raw or cooked?

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

"Rew my deer seirr"

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova heads into the caf, stops at the sight of the Care Bears Cape, and reaches into her bag, slowly pulling out a rather faded Smurfs sheet. Neatly affixing it to her shoulder with a bit of bra-strap manipulation, she heads over to the servery non-chalantly. "Can I have some apple pie?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Off cuoorse-a! I see-a yuoo ere-a veereeng a smoorffs cepe! I preffer cere-a beers myselff boot it's guud tu see-a unuzeer cepe veereeng persun. Yuoo meke-a zee Cheff pruood.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova salutes. "Thanks, Chef. I'm still working on a costume for CRACK Hallowe'en, so what's the harm in having a little fun?"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John walked in, looking for The Chef.

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Hellu yuoong mun! Bork Bork Bork!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Uh, yeah. Pirateguy says that you have a karaoke machine somewheres around here. I was wondering if we could borrow it for a karaoke night after the Parents Weekend."

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Vhy ooff cuoorse-a yuoo cun burroo it! Unytheeng fur zee stoodents, thet's vhet I sey. Vuoold yuoo leeke-a Des Schneetzel tu breeng it oooot tu yuoo noo? Bork Bork Bork!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Um, sure. I mean, it can't be that hard to work, but I want to make sure. Does it come with Neil Diamond?"

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Vhet kereuke-a mecheene-a duesn't cume-a veet Neeel Deeemund?

Das Schnitzel comes out with the machine.

Noo yuoo injuy thees. Bork Bork Bork!

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I'm sure we will. I'm quite sure of it."

"Barbosa, know where we can take this thing for a test drive?"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa thought for a moment. "Hrm. Mebbe the gym? Or back t'the theater? Or one of the dorm lounges? I guess it be up t' ye how public ye want the test drive t'be."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it'll be most fun if it were most public. Which do you think: second floor lounge or gym?"

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

"Second floor lounge be soundin' good t'me."

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"Second floor it is. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/215082.html)"


((OOC: hope you don't mind the godmodding of having the Cap'n help carry and setup))


((and not sure if you're following, but this is interesting, as well (http://www.livejournal.com/users/apocalypsesoon/9407.html?thread=130495#t130495)"
))

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Psst. Looks like the last dorm thread was already in the second floor dorm. Want to hang out in the lobby instead?]

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

((D'oh! I'll change it))

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

(OOC: And Tick's on the first floor. Anyone on three?)

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

((DAMMIT! 3 it is. :D ))

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa stood behind him and waved at the Chef.