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The Chef comes into the cafeteria wearing a Care Bears blanket as a cape. Das Schnitzel doesn't know why and more importantly, she doesn't want to know.

Guud dey my leettle-a lufe-a boogs! Tudey's menoo is:

-Cheeckee Nuudle-a Suoop

-Sveet Putetu Freees

-Cranberreees

-Epple-a Pieee

-Spegettee

The Chef proceeds to run around the cafeteria with his Care Bears blanket flowing behind him.

Comments

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Are the cranberries raw or cooked?

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova heads into the caf, stops at the sight of the Care Bears Cape, and reaches into her bag, slowly pulling out a rather faded Smurfs sheet. Neatly affixing it to her shoulder with a bit of bra-strap manipulation, she heads over to the servery non-chalantly. "Can I have some apple pie?"

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John walked in, looking for The Chef.