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What NOT To Do In A Fight / Period III / Week 3 (Atreides/Deadpool)
There was a small child in front of the class along with the usual teachers. One that was armed with a toy gun and the tendency to shout about headshots.
Look, you’d be a little funny too if you were raised by Deadpool, okay?
“Mornin’ class!” Deadpool said, patting her on the head. “Today we’ll be discussing how it’s a really dumb idea to pick a fight with someone you don’t know.”
A beat.
“Unless they’re all weak and defenseless. But not like Charles Xavier. That jerk has a whole school of kids who will try to set you on fire, so don’t let that wheelchair or Jean Luc Picard dashing cueball of a head fool you. He’ll choke a bitch.”
Ghanima just sighed and resisted the urge to pinch the bridge of her nose. "What Deadpool means, in his usual colorful vernacular, is that underestimating someone can be fatal, or at the very least, utterly humiliating."
Heeeey. He made total sense to people in the know. “Take Jan for example here,” Deadpool said, nodding at the kid. “Say hi, Jan.”
“Hi!”
Oh, toddlers on this island. “Say one of you guys decided she’d make an easy target,” he continued. “She’s all wee and squishy and vulnerable. But if one hair on her head was harmed... oh man. You would pray for the sweet, sweet release that comes after all the pain either the mayor or I would rain down.”
A beat.
“Maybe Ghanima here too. Because Jan is pretty adorable, ammirite?”
"No one touches the children on the island without finding one of my knives stuck in their heart, that is correct," she replied, bemused. "Although the danger is not always the potential back-up that your target may have.
"For all you know, Jan has been trained in a thousand deadly poisons and will promptly kill you in your sleep." Cheerful, Ghanima, really. The girl wasn't Fremen. Wade and the mayor probably didn't have her killing people. Yet.
Deadpool clapped his hands together, moving around the desk. “So! Our exercise today will involve learning a valuable lesson about not picking fights with nerds. Especially now that the power is back up and we have our danger shop again.”
"If there is one thing that I loathe, it is snow. And no heat." Ghanima sighed. "Today, you get a particular opponent, and yes, he is a real person from all accounts." Also, with Tyler's face, which was never going to be not-funny.
….they should make Tyler come beat these kids up one day.
"If you find him too simple, however, you may always ask your academically oriented professor of the esoteric arts - that would be me - for a round."
Look, you’d be a little funny too if you were raised by Deadpool, okay?
“Mornin’ class!” Deadpool said, patting her on the head. “Today we’ll be discussing how it’s a really dumb idea to pick a fight with someone you don’t know.”
A beat.
“Unless they’re all weak and defenseless. But not like Charles Xavier. That jerk has a whole school of kids who will try to set you on fire, so don’t let that wheelchair or Jean Luc Picard dashing cueball of a head fool you. He’ll choke a bitch.”
Ghanima just sighed and resisted the urge to pinch the bridge of her nose. "What Deadpool means, in his usual colorful vernacular, is that underestimating someone can be fatal, or at the very least, utterly humiliating."
Heeeey. He made total sense to people in the know. “Take Jan for example here,” Deadpool said, nodding at the kid. “Say hi, Jan.”
“Hi!”
Oh, toddlers on this island. “Say one of you guys decided she’d make an easy target,” he continued. “She’s all wee and squishy and vulnerable. But if one hair on her head was harmed... oh man. You would pray for the sweet, sweet release that comes after all the pain either the mayor or I would rain down.”
A beat.
“Maybe Ghanima here too. Because Jan is pretty adorable, ammirite?”
"No one touches the children on the island without finding one of my knives stuck in their heart, that is correct," she replied, bemused. "Although the danger is not always the potential back-up that your target may have.
"For all you know, Jan has been trained in a thousand deadly poisons and will promptly kill you in your sleep." Cheerful, Ghanima, really. The girl wasn't Fremen. Wade and the mayor probably didn't have her killing people. Yet.
Deadpool clapped his hands together, moving around the desk. “So! Our exercise today will involve learning a valuable lesson about not picking fights with nerds. Especially now that the power is back up and we have our danger shop again.”
"If there is one thing that I loathe, it is snow. And no heat." Ghanima sighed. "Today, you get a particular opponent, and yes, he is a real person from all accounts." Also, with Tyler's face, which was never going to be not-funny.
….they should make Tyler come beat these kids up one day.
"If you find him too simple, however, you may always ask your academically oriented professor of the esoteric arts - that would be me - for a round."
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