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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2011-01-05 11:24 pm
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Ethics Class [Thursday, January 6, 1st period]

Anakin stalked through the classroom doorway precisely on time, his cloak swooping overdramatically in his wake. "I am Master Anakin Skywalker," he said as his eyes made contact with every student in the room, "and this is Ethics. Most teachers are spending this week making introductions. I do things slightly differently."

He began passing out a short story. "There's a very famous story on this world of the lady or the tiger. For those of you not from here, the short version is that there was a fictional king with his own sense of justice: instead of a court system, he had an arena with two doors. Behind one door was a beautiful woman, handpicked by the king. Behind the other was a tiger. If you chose the tiger, you were eaten and declared guilty. If you chose the lady, you were considered innocent and immediately married to the lady. The king didn't care about your previous marital status or sexual orientation, apparently."

He leaned back against his desk, though the posture of his back showed that he wasn't very comfortable with the idea of relaxing. "One day the king discovered that his daughter had been having an affair with someone far below her station, so the man was arrested and tossed into the arena. Now the princess knew which door had what behind it, and her lover looked up to her for advice. She had two choices: watch her love die, or watch him marry another woman. The story ends with the princess telling him which door to open, but leaves us hanging as to what waited behind it."

Anakin smiled. "Your task today is two-fold. First, pair up with a classmate--pick someone you haven't met yet--and decide what the princess did. Then tell me what you would have done in the princess's place."

He glanced around the room. "And I am looking for a teacher's aid or two if any of you are interested."

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Blackagar looked around for someone who wouldn't be upset about passing notes. No, not love notes. Do you want Medusa to kill you with her hair?

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter sidled up, trying not to exude his normal aura of smugness.

"So, lady or the tiger?" Peter asked. "We're lucky Heinlein didn't write this fable, or else we'd have a third option of a lady/tiger hybrid."

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Tigers and humans are genetically incompatible, was the mildly confused note written in response to that.
Edited 2011-01-06 14:17 (UTC)

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've not read much pulpy sci-fi," Peter said. "Anything's possible with bad science in your science fiction."

He chuckled. "It's just a joke. But which are you thinking she picks?"

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a non-human king who had powers that could destroy the planet. So his whole life was pulpy sci-fi.

Word.

If she was already foolish enough to choose a partner so far from her caste, she would no doubt pick the lady.

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, classism. Should have seen that one coming.

"Fair enough," Peter said. "And this way she doesn't have to worry about him getting in the way if she finds a new, more class-appropriate beau, right?"

He still wasn't offering an answer of his own.

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Blackagar nodded at that. Because, really, it was for the best all around.

She is a princess. The kingdom comes before her own wishes.

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow, you secretly a prince or something?" Peter joked. "Or do you just read Machiavelli a lot?"

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe it would be considered a secret.

And the lesson is: Inhumans have no sense of humor.

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow," Peter said, reading that one twice just to be sure. "And here I just thought I was being hilarious, your majesty. That explains the noble intentions towards the office. Or, at least, partially explains them."

Re: Pair up with another student! [1/6]

[identity profile] hotmugofstfu.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Blackagar shrugged because, come on. All kings should be like that. This might have been because he hadn't met Namor or Doom. Or Vulcan.

Seriously, what the hell, Vulcan.