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What It Takes To Be A Badass | Friday | Period 2
Loki had spent all morning trying to figure out a way to make his class do some of the accounting shit he still had left to do for the apartment building but failed at thinking of a way at adapting it to the class. For that, he felt sad. He'd have to try harder next time.
He was still in class though as the lesson he had come up with was pretty fucking awesome. It required the Danger Shop so that's where they were today.
"Being a badass means being cool under pressure," he started, arms crossed. "It means not freaking and wetting yourself at the first sign of trouble. It means keeping your fucking head in high stress situations so you can get out of the mess and keep on going. To do that, you've got to have confidence in yourself and your abilities. I'm not here to give you a fucking pep talk though. That's not my job."
And he'd sooner vomit glass before he got a job as an inspirational speaker.
"If you're in a high stress situation, play to your abilities. If you can beat the shit out of someone, do that. If you can talk your way out of it, do that. If you can use your magic mojo, do that. That's the easiest way to keep your head. Of course, it's not always going to be that easy. You might have to fight if you're not a fighter. You might have to do some computer shit and you're not a fucking gamer nerd. When that happens, you're more likely to freak the fuck out. You're also more likely to look like a total badass if you get through the situation. In those situations when you're at a disadvantage, the confidence comes in handy. Knowing that you can do this shit and not caring about the consequences. If you think you're gonna die, get captured, get your clothes dirty, it's going to hold you back. Be uninhibited. Let it loose. Crank it up, what the fuck ever."
With that said, Loki got the simulation going. The sim took them to an incredibly high bridge. There were bungee cords set up. Below the bridge, however, was red hot molten lava.
"This is your assignment for today. You're going to have to bungee off this bridge towards what might be a very bad ending. You gonna take that chance? You think you can do it. Let's see, shall we?"
Loki motioned for the students to get going.
He was still in class though as the lesson he had come up with was pretty fucking awesome. It required the Danger Shop so that's where they were today.
"Being a badass means being cool under pressure," he started, arms crossed. "It means not freaking and wetting yourself at the first sign of trouble. It means keeping your fucking head in high stress situations so you can get out of the mess and keep on going. To do that, you've got to have confidence in yourself and your abilities. I'm not here to give you a fucking pep talk though. That's not my job."
And he'd sooner vomit glass before he got a job as an inspirational speaker.
"If you're in a high stress situation, play to your abilities. If you can beat the shit out of someone, do that. If you can talk your way out of it, do that. If you can use your magic mojo, do that. That's the easiest way to keep your head. Of course, it's not always going to be that easy. You might have to fight if you're not a fighter. You might have to do some computer shit and you're not a fucking gamer nerd. When that happens, you're more likely to freak the fuck out. You're also more likely to look like a total badass if you get through the situation. In those situations when you're at a disadvantage, the confidence comes in handy. Knowing that you can do this shit and not caring about the consequences. If you think you're gonna die, get captured, get your clothes dirty, it's going to hold you back. Be uninhibited. Let it loose. Crank it up, what the fuck ever."
With that said, Loki got the simulation going. The sim took them to an incredibly high bridge. There were bungee cords set up. Below the bridge, however, was red hot molten lava.
"This is your assignment for today. You're going to have to bungee off this bridge towards what might be a very bad ending. You gonna take that chance? You think you can do it. Let's see, shall we?"
Loki motioned for the students to get going.

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Class Activity | High Stress Situations [Badass 12/03]
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[Handwaving is fine and, of course, no one is actually gonna be injured! Mod the bungee jump at will!]
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Honestly, it was a minor miracle the idea of bungee-jumping over molten lava hadn't occurred to him before this.
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Once he was up again, he started to consider jumping again. Although maybe it would be polite to let the others jump, too. He had a hat to mess with and wish he could just leave it in a lava pit, anyway.
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If he lost his grip or the cord was too long, he could always teleport, after all.
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After inspecting the cord for a few moments, he was glad he was feeling more toward the latter than the former. After all, one must not be afraid of the obstacles around them, but must be bold and conquer them.
So away he went, losing his santa hat on the way, but, by the time he'd reached the bottom, he'd had another, miraculously.
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