Ethics [Thursday, November 11, 2nd period]

[sith_happened]

Today Anakin's desk was covered with droid babies in bassinets. Each baby had a tiny stuffed Ewok tucked next to it. Don't laugh--the babies were programmed to scream if you lost it.

"Today we talk about lust," Anakin said, with a slight smirk. "You might have noticed a slight increase in those sort of feelings this week. Meet the unintended consequences that can happen when you take action without precautions."

He smiled. Evilly. "These are your little projects for the next week. They're heavy, they cry, and they will record everything you do with them. So if you stuff them into a closet for the duration, believe me, I'll know."

After all, he'd built all of them.

He reached for a list of paper. "I've paired you up together." His smile turned a little more evil. "And some of your babies are a little fussier than others. Please listen for your names."

Alice Cullen/Cassidy
Azula/Shane Gooseman
Cara/Dana Scully
Elphaba Thropp/Medusalith Amaquelin
James of Krondor/Leda
Jason Todd/Jonothon Starsmore
Kennedy/Kitty Pryde
Rosalind/William Murdoch
Squall Leonhart/Zatanna Zatara

Comments

Sign in [11/11]

[sith_happened]

Like Anakin has just ruined your life.

Re: Sign in [11/11]

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

Cassidy

Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[sith_happened]

Aww, droid babies! So cute!

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

Cassidy was very intrigued with the idea of not-real children and the snugglies with them.

It gave her something else to focus on right now.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[showmetheproof.livejournal.com]

Excuse Scully. She's having a few... issues. Former sterility. Emily. But. Not like anyone could know. So. Droid baby. Yes.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[furnaceface]

... Here was Jonothon, after having a decent (okay, an excellent, he was pretty certain) yesterday, suddenly finding himself wanting to light the island on fire.

Brilliant.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[give-areason.livejournal.com]

One of Rosalind's eyebrows arched up.

But, quite frankly, after raising a real baby, she doubted this would be a particularly difficult class.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[wrongkindofsith]

See Cara. See Cara's face get progressively stonier as the lecture wore on. See Cara break yet another pen.

All signs that Cara was perfectly fine. Really.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[didntchewgrass.livejournal.com]

Elphaba stared. Stared in abject horror.

Maybe she could beg off the assignment by pleading that she'd never have the chance to have a kid.

That would work, right?

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

James shrugged. Not something he was unfamiliar with, babies. There were always Mockers with babies back at Mother's...ah, hell.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Leda had seen cute babies. These kind of actually seemed, well creepy to her. Maybe it was the not quite real faces.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[talks-backwards.livejournal.com]

No.

Just.....

This was horny hell, and she couldn't escape. And now there were babies.

Re: Listen to the lecture [11/11]

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

Squall rolled his eyes. Robot babies. Whatever.

Meet your co-parent! [11/11]

[sith_happened]

...

Alice Cullen/Cassidy

[sith_happened]

And your baby girl.

Azula/Shane Gooseman

[sith_happened]

And your baby boy.

Cara/Dana Scully

[sith_happened]

And your twin boys!

Elphaba Thropp/Medusalith Amaquelin

[sith_happened]

And your little girl.

James of Krondor/Leda

[sith_happened]

And your twins: a boy and a girl.

Jason Todd/Jonothon Starsmore

[sith_happened]

And your little girl.

Kennedy/Kitty Pryde

[sith_happened]

And your little boy.

Rosalind/William Murdoch

[sith_happened]

And your little boy.

Talk to Anakin [11/11]

[sith_happened]

No, he won't babysit.

Re: Talk to Anakin [11/11]

[nohaircutsplz]

By this point, Medusalith not understanding human ethics probably should not come as a surprise. The difference was that after yesterday, she figured she and Blackagar were made and wasn't going to try the 'I'm totally a human from Germany' screen as much. "Sir, what is the purpose of this exercise?"

Talk to the TAs [11/11]

[sith_happened]

...they might.

Re: Talk to the TAs [11/11]

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

No, no Cassidy wouldn't babysit. She was going to be perplexed enough about the one she had been assigned to and the weird feelings she had been having all week.

OOC

[sith_happened]

I'm in and out all day!