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What It Takes To Be A Badass | Friday | Period 2

You know, Loki had another class planned but it was really hard to act like a badass when the island decided to get the fuck in the way of those plans. Of course, poor Loki didn't know he was about to get trumped by the island. That's what made it more funny.

"Last day of the week and I'm sure we're all fucking exciting," he said sarcastically. "Or maybe we're not. Nevertheless, I hope you all act fucking excited so we can get through class smoothly."

Loki had no idea why he was being vaguely threatening. Anyway, he went to launch into today's activity and, instead, said this:

"All the fallen angels
Roostin' in this place
Count back the weeks on worried fingers
Virgin mother whats'erface."

When he closed his mouth, he look vaguely horrified. That had to be some kind of fucking fluke. So, he tried again.

"Snow white side streets of cold New York City
Stained with his blood it all went wrong
Sick and tired blue wicked and wild
God only knows for how long."

Twice couldn't be a fluke and now Loki looked more than vaguely horrified. "Fuck this fucking island. Today's class is apparently gonna be singing. Let's see how badass you guys are when you try and sing in front of classmates when you don't expect it. Better own your songs selections and hope you don't get saddled with a piece of shit song."

Loki was going to keep his mouth shut now.