English

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

Syllabus for all English courses.

I'm here to teach you how to see the hidden meaning in the English language -- the subtle beauty that lies within the sleek curves of a sibilant or the careful crunch of a well-bitten off syllable. You'll learn how to write clearly and effectively and hopefully even gain the ability to see the subtext that lies within every work that has ever been created.

I, er. I hope you're all ready and willing to experience the full beauty of language in its every aspice.

Comments

[lifeofkrakow.livejournal.com]

No, uh, see, I had this substitute in English last year, and he was like mentally ill, so, you know, he had candles and pillows everywhere.

[make-it-ashes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's just fire, mate.

[lifeofkrakow.livejournal.com]

No, yeah, I get that, but he wasn't a good teacher.