English

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

Syllabus for all English courses.

I'm here to teach you how to see the hidden meaning in the English language -- the subtle beauty that lies within the sleek curves of a sibilant or the careful crunch of a well-bitten off syllable. You'll learn how to write clearly and effectively and hopefully even gain the ability to see the subtext that lies within every work that has ever been created.

I, er. I hope you're all ready and willing to experience the full beauty of language in its every aspice.

Comments

[chasingangela]

I had three English teachers last year, and I really loved two of them. I cannot believe I have to get used to a whole new person. It's so strange ghow you can intensely bond with a teacher, and then they're just ... gone.

But I guess I'll sign up.

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Literature is really the only way that you can truly get to know another person's soul and their spiritual aura.

*adds to roster*