English

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

Syllabus for all English courses.

I'm here to teach you how to see the hidden meaning in the English language -- the subtle beauty that lies within the sleek curves of a sibilant or the careful crunch of a well-bitten off syllable. You'll learn how to write clearly and effectively and hopefully even gain the ability to see the subtext that lies within every work that has ever been created.

I, er. I hope you're all ready and willing to experience the full beauty of language in its every aspice.

Comments

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

now this is a class Ill do.
think I can manage my own language

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

you got a problem, deadgirl?

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

*holds up hands*

No, no problem. I was just thinking about how many ways one can wax poetic about one's weapon collection. I mean, I'm really looking forward to seeing some of your work.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

I dont wax nuthin... least of all some poetic, dong mah?

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

Wonderful!

Are you, by any chance, a fan of ee cummings? Your avant-garde stylism with regards to grammar seems to indicate a strong influence by the atypical syntax movement.

[(Anonymous)]

uhhh....
wanna repeat that in english?

[tormenting-art.livejournal.com]

I was simply admiring your ability to defy the ridiculous constraints that punctuation and grammar place upon the everyday writer, binding them to earth like .... very binding, binding things.