fandomhigh | Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

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Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

It might have been the start of the fall semester, but it was definitely still summer in Fandom. The sun was shining and the temperature was already starting to get high, even as the NPC crew set things up for the day.

Luckily, the school knew how to take care of folks on days like today. Beneath the blue and gold streamers and balloons, tables had been set up with cold drinks and food, and an entire section devoted to offering up different ~~moddable~~ ice cream flavors. As always, there was a stack of nametags set down next two signs: one listing the Big Sibling/Little Sibling pairings, and one listing rooms and roommates for the new students.

With everything set up and the crew out of the way, it was time for the picnic to begin!

[~~Please wait for OCD!~~ The OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible. Since it's outside, the picnic is open to all students, teachers, and townies!]

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"The war we'd been in for quite some time just recently ended." Kinda. "Though, at that point, the only thing the soldiers were contributing to was the fertilizing of the battlefields."

Zack actually winced a little at that one. Nevermind that he'd done a good deal of fertilizing himself, when it came to his raid on Fort Tamblin in Wutai.

"I'm sorry to hear that it was that bad," he offered. "I mean... I'm made to fight, but there's no news that's quite as good to hear as that the war is over, too."

Even if it meant that he just sat around and stagnated and slowly lost his mind.

"Made to fight?" Of course she picked up on that.

Well, why not!

"Kind of built for it," Zack clarified. "I guess you could say. Everybody in SOLDIER is. That's why we're the go-to people for the bigger stuff, you know? One of us can take down an enemy that two dozen people from ShinRa's other organizations would take heavy casualties on."

Which... wasn't bragging. When Zack bragged, you knew.

That earned him an overly interested look. "You don't smell too off from being human."

Blink. Blink blink.

"You have a really good nose," Zack offered. "I'm... Not really normal, I guess."

Kind of. Sort of. Being doused in radiation and gene-spliced with an alien entity bent on interplanetary destruction had that effect on a guy.

"Aren't we all?"

That got Zack to relax a bit, yes.

"I guess we are," he agreed. That's what he'd been telling his new little sibling earlier, too, after all. "It keeps things from getting too boring, right?"

"I think this place is never in danger of being boring."

"No, that's true," Zack agreed, pursing his lips thoughtfully. "Way too comfortable, maybe. But never boring."

A thought occurred to him, now that the cookies were well and truly out of mind.

"Will we be seeing more of you at the reserves from now on?"

"I think you will," Maladicta replied. "As long as you don't give away any more of these cookies while I'm there."

"Usually we get the cookies from in town anyhow," Zack replied, falling right back into a momentary pout. "There's not enough time in the week to bake new ones for every meeting. Not if I want to keep up on training, too."

That made so much more sense. "Have you... actually tried one?"

"No," he admitted. "I didn't want to take any away from the tray, just in case there were lots of new people..."

And besides, he had a whole pocket full of Oreos that he kept forgetting about! Oreos!

"Perhaps you should try one." Just so you can tell the horror.

Zack gave Maladicta a kind of curious sort of look, at that.

"You think so?"

But she'd called them poison! Now he was confused!

"Just a little bit," she warned. There was no way she was dragging him to the clinic.

That's what phoenix downs were for!

"Well, okay," Zack replied, shrugging and reaching for a cookie.

... The next few moments and the expression that followed could only be described as 'brain-breaking horror. And possibly a good deal of spitting on the ground, and trying not to make horrible gagging noises.

Oh, the truth was a painful thing.

Maladicta gave him a helpful pat on the arm. "Buy them from now on."

"Yeah, no kidding!"

Oh, that was nasty. Maybe they'd used too much mustard...

"That taste is never going to leave."

"I'm sure there's a mint around here somewhere..."

"You'd be pretty much my hero forever if you could find one," Zack informed her, trying to keep from flailing too incredibly much, because- and he had to spit again, here- ew. "Man, this is why I don't cook."

And why the dishes at Fina had never let him try.

And who could resist being a hero forever?

Maladicta wandered away, leaving him to his pain for a few minutes as she hunted down what promised to be mint flavoured. Gum. Right.

"I'm not really sure what this is."

Zack didn't care what it was. He'd lick a battery before he'd eat another one of those cookies, and it probably showed clearly in the grabby-hands he was giving, there.

"It's good enough! It's good enough!"

Pressing it into his hand, Maladicta kindly kept her snickering to a minimum. "A lesson well learned?"

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