The Pen Is Mightier [Thursday, 1st Period]

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When Rick's class arrived at the Danger Shop, they would have found him dressed in black, standing over what looked an awful lot like his own corpse.

"Curses!" Rick exclaimed, stroking his new beard (that looked a lot like it had been drawn on with an eyebrow pencil). "My name is Dick Castle, long-lost twin of the late Rick Castle. Evil twin obviously. I was planning on killing my newly found, yet deeply hated brother and assuming his identity as a best-selling crime author, but you've come in at the worst possible moment, after I've committed the crime but before I could cover it up."

'Dick' paused for dramatic effect. "Clearly the only thing to do is help me hide the corpse, then you'll all pass and I'll get my new identity on. You'll all need to come up with ways to dispose of the body, and then we'll test out the feasibility of them."

Someone had a very odd idea of what constituted a final.

[OOC: OCD up.]

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Re: Listen to the Monologue - PiM [07]

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Alexander, who had way too much experience with evil villains in facial hair, couldn't help scratching his head a little. Frowning, he found his eyes drifting toward his fellow students, trying to glean from them whether or not they were supposed to take this seriously or not.

Because he could. Oh, yes, he definitely could. But he knew he'd be completely dorky while doing so.

Granted, he didn't exactly ever let that stop him before.