fandomhigh | Inventing for Dummies; Sixth Period, Thursday [ 08/19 ].

"Class, today is our last day." Gee, Fansworth, don't sound too excited there, or anything. "This means it's time for you end of term exam." Keeping the pleased, almost peaceful look on his face, he happily patted the stack of papers next to him on the floor, which was about as tall as he was all.

"You will find inside this exam everything we covered this semester," which wouldn't be true even if this really was Mathematics class like he thought it was, "and you have the hour to complete it. If you finish before the hour, then you have most likely failed because there's no way you could get through this in an hour even if your genetic structure consisted of Einstein spliced with Stephen Hawking spliced with Lady Gaga. Now if I could just have my TA come and pass these out..."

"...Lindsay?"

"...Ms. Weir?"

"...Bueller?"

Clearly, she was not coming. Farsworth let out a disgusted sigh, shaking his head. "Try to get a kid to turn around, and this is how she repays you. Never ask a stoner to do anything for you except maybe make you brownies. Well, you've all got legs. You can get the damn test yourself."

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Five minutes into the test time, Peter got up and turned in his test.

"Anybody else want out and get some ice cream?" he declared.

Ooh. Ice cream!

"I'll take chocolate chip," Farnsworth said.

"How much chocolate chip ice cream gets me an A?" Peter asked, unabashedly.

"A double sugar cone," Farnsworth answered it like he'd been asked that question before. "With a cherry on top. No cherry, all you get is a stinking B."

Taking ice cream as bribe for grades? Like that needed consideration. Like he even really cared if they even learned anything. He just wanted them the hell out of his class.

And ice cream. He wanted that, too.

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"A cherry," Peter said. "I'll make sure to bring it back for you before the period is done."

Peter wasn't above bribery for grades, either, so this worked out well.

"Oh, no," said Farnsworth. "I'm coming with you."

Just because he wanted them out of his class did not mean he didn't want to continue torturing them outside of it.

Edmund hesitated, but then followed suit with handing in his test. "Ice cream," he agreed.

"I'll take brain freeze over brain fail any day," Peter declared.

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