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Arching 101, Thursday, Period Seven
Both 21 and 24 looked surly as the students filed into the classroom today. Being kept up all night by insect-renditions of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits did not for happy teachers make.
"Today, we're talking about vengeance!" 24 bellowed as soon as everyone had sat down. "Not the stupid, easy vengeance, like killing your enemy's entire family and burning his home to he ground. That's crap. Takes no imagination. There's no elegance." Though if he could get his hands on the insect colony that started all this...
"When it comes to arching, revenge is a delicate flower, not some brutal attack," 21 added. "Deciding on the appropriate form of vengeance requires skill and dedication, plus an imagination and a hefty dose of mad science if you have it. For example? Sending bugs into someone's apartment to sing Celine Dion songs all night? Brilliant and horrifying at once. It plays on our butterfly theme, while engaging in terror tactics. By attacking us in our home, our unknown assailant proves he can reach us anywhere, while depriving us of much-needed sleep, leaving us less capable of coming up with our own plans of retaliation."
"Truly." 24 shook his head solemnly. "Our unknown enemy is a master at the game."
Or simply an island. Whatever.
"So, today, you're going to help us build a better vengeance scenario, okay? Now let's get to work brainstorming."
[OCD is up!]
"Today, we're talking about vengeance!" 24 bellowed as soon as everyone had sat down. "Not the stupid, easy vengeance, like killing your enemy's entire family and burning his home to he ground. That's crap. Takes no imagination. There's no elegance." Though if he could get his hands on the insect colony that started all this...
"When it comes to arching, revenge is a delicate flower, not some brutal attack," 21 added. "Deciding on the appropriate form of vengeance requires skill and dedication, plus an imagination and a hefty dose of mad science if you have it. For example? Sending bugs into someone's apartment to sing Celine Dion songs all night? Brilliant and horrifying at once. It plays on our butterfly theme, while engaging in terror tactics. By attacking us in our home, our unknown assailant proves he can reach us anywhere, while depriving us of much-needed sleep, leaving us less capable of coming up with our own plans of retaliation."
"Truly." 24 shook his head solemnly. "Our unknown enemy is a master at the game."
Or simply an island. Whatever.
"So, today, you're going to help us build a better vengeance scenario, okay? Now let's get to work brainstorming."
[OCD is up!]
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