ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-07-29 07:19 am
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Battlefield Tactics, Thursday

There were a few things students might notice about their teacher today. One being that Kerrigan had put on some weight. And got a sex change. Oh, and a snazzy costume.

The snazziest.

"As many of you may know, I am not in fact your teacher," Deadpool said, shocking all who heard. "She's... somewhere. I dunno. Maybe buying pretty things and cooing over small baby animals. That's what chicks do in their free time, right?"

Totally!

"So, instead of whatever lesson she had planned for today, you're all gonna watch a movie. A cinematic achievement that made shaving your head not nearly as crazy as Britney did," he continued, popping the DVD into the player. "I don't think I'd recommend it for any of you, but... you know."

A beat.

"Also, that's totally chick me. Demi before she got her boytoy. Oh, Bruce Willis, when will you find love again?"
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[identity profile] eyesofahero.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Cloud Strife would haunt me on my dreams if I ever dare

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[identity profile] svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dru Anderson never changed gender. Have a cat instead
heromaniac: (Boy fer real)

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[personal profile] heromaniac 2010-07-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Momoko Akatsutsumi

Watch the movie

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Just try not to stare at Viggo's short shorts and pornstache combo. It's difficult, I know.
likes_scoundrels: (I'm watching and waiting)

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[personal profile] likes_scoundrels 2010-07-29 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The pornstache was unsettling, but Leia enjoyed watching a powerful female character, go figure. She totally wasn't idly wondering what it would be like to tell Palpatine to "Suck my dick!"
momslilassassin: ([neg] gawking)

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[personal profile] momslilassassin 2010-07-29 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Those were some shorts.
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[personal profile] puppy_fair 2010-07-29 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack was in a weirdly quiet, thoughtful sort of place today, but the combination of a movie class and his favourite teacher acting as substitute today was doing wonders for his mood.

Now, maybe he could get away with flicking eraser bits at the screen every time they showed the terrifying short shorts...
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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-07-29 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Karla had never heard the word 'pornstache' but she still instinctively recognized that mustache for one.

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[identity profile] eyesofahero.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly Cloud wished the Mako poisoning had left him blind, because the movie was going to do that now.


...Those shorts.
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[personal profile] heromaniac 2010-07-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Momoko was more traumatized by the lieutenant shaving her hair off! She was probably going to have nightmares, thank you very much.

No more chocolate for Mr. Deadpool.

Talk to your fake teacher

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Who was failing at the staring thing. Damn it, Aragorn!

OOC

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2010-07-29 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This class is brought to you by the letter S for sleep deprived.
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