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fandomhigh2010-07-29 07:19 am
mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2010-07-29 07:19 am
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Battlefield Tactics, Thursday
There were a few things students might notice about their teacher today. One being that Kerrigan had put on some weight. And got a sex change. Oh, and a snazzy costume.
The snazziest.
"As many of you may know, I am not in fact your teacher," Deadpool said, shocking all who heard. "She's... somewhere. I dunno. Maybe buying pretty things and cooing over small baby animals. That's what chicks do in their free time, right?"
Totally!
"So, instead of whatever lesson she had planned for today, you're all gonna watch a movie. A cinematic achievement that made shaving your head not nearly as crazy as Britney did," he continued, popping the DVD into the player. "I don't think I'd recommend it for any of you, but... you know."
A beat.
"Also, that's totally chick me. Demi before she got her boytoy. Oh, Bruce Willis, when will you find love again?"
The snazziest.
"As many of you may know, I am not in fact your teacher," Deadpool said, shocking all who heard. "She's... somewhere. I dunno. Maybe buying pretty things and cooing over small baby animals. That's what chicks do in their free time, right?"
Totally!
"So, instead of whatever lesson she had planned for today, you're all gonna watch a movie. A cinematic achievement that made shaving your head not nearly as crazy as Britney did," he continued, popping the DVD into the player. "I don't think I'd recommend it for any of you, but... you know."
A beat.
"Also, that's totally chick me. Demi before she got her boytoy. Oh, Bruce Willis, when will you find love again?"