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fandomhigh2010-07-27 01:35 pm
superartie) wrote in fandomhigh2010-07-27 01:35 pm
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Applied Dadaism, Tuesday, Period 2
Artie was in very high spirits today, skipping back and forth between two large plastic trashcans filled to the brim with various colorful objects.
"Greetings, students! Today we have the pleasure of playing . . ." He paused, possibly for effect, possibly because he had to bounce in place for a long moment and strike as many awkward muscle poses as possible. "DODGEBALL!"
"Two teams!" He declared, standing exaggeratedly straight, now, shoulders back far enough that he was starting to arch backwards, then started to march back and forth before the students. "One will be over there!" He pointed to one side of the clearing. "One will be over here," and then to the other side of the clearing. The two trashcans marked out a line between the two. "Ammo!" He patted one of the trashcans. "Throw them at each other. Dodge them. If you get hit, you're out! Until you're back in again."
Artie's games of dodgeball tended to be sort of never ending.
"Today's competition shall be between. . . ." That was totally a pause for dramatic effect. Or possibly quick thinking. "Nighthawks! Versus!" And there he went bouncing and posing again, and were there a camera, it might have zoomed right on in on his face as he finished: "CANTALOUPE!"
"And don't forget to have fun!"
[ooc: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!]
"Greetings, students! Today we have the pleasure of playing . . ." He paused, possibly for effect, possibly because he had to bounce in place for a long moment and strike as many awkward muscle poses as possible. "DODGEBALL!"
"Two teams!" He declared, standing exaggeratedly straight, now, shoulders back far enough that he was starting to arch backwards, then started to march back and forth before the students. "One will be over there!" He pointed to one side of the clearing. "One will be over here," and then to the other side of the clearing. The two trashcans marked out a line between the two. "Ammo!" He patted one of the trashcans. "Throw them at each other. Dodge them. If you get hit, you're out! Until you're back in again."
Artie's games of dodgeball tended to be sort of never ending.
"Today's competition shall be between. . . ." That was totally a pause for dramatic effect. Or possibly quick thinking. "Nighthawks! Versus!" And there he went bouncing and posing again, and were there a camera, it might have zoomed right on in on his face as he finished: "CANTALOUPE!"
"And don't forget to have fun!"
[ooc: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!]
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