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superartie ([personal profile] superartie) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-07-27 01:35 pm
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Applied Dadaism, Tuesday, Period 2

Artie was in very high spirits today, skipping back and forth between two large plastic trashcans filled to the brim with various colorful objects.

"Greetings, students! Today we have the pleasure of playing . . ." He paused, possibly for effect, possibly because he had to bounce in place for a long moment and strike as many awkward muscle poses as possible. "DODGEBALL!"

"Two teams!" He declared, standing exaggeratedly straight, now, shoulders back far enough that he was starting to arch backwards, then started to march back and forth before the students. "One will be over there!" He pointed to one side of the clearing. "One will be over here," and then to the other side of the clearing. The two trashcans marked out a line between the two. "Ammo!" He patted one of the trashcans. "Throw them at each other. Dodge them. If you get hit, you're out! Until you're back in again."

Artie's games of dodgeball tended to be sort of never ending.

"Today's competition shall be between. . . ." That was totally a pause for dramatic effect. Or possibly quick thinking. "Nighthawks! Versus!" And there he went bouncing and posing again, and were there a camera, it might have zoomed right on in on his face as he finished: "CANTALOUPE!"

"And don't forget to have fun!"

[ooc: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!]
puppy_fair: (Cactuar Hustle)

Re: Sign in

[personal profile] puppy_fair 2010-07-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Cantaloupe!

Re: Sign in

[identity profile] shes-got-legs.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cantaloupe!

Re: Pre-game mingling

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Peter was just glad they weren't throwing cantaloupe around for the class. He hoped.

He really, really hoped.

Re: Pre-game mingling

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Scully was staring at the ammo, blinking. "These are not the death-toys I was expecting."

Re: Dodge those balls!

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Scully had a stuffed monkey in her hand, looking for someone to throw it at. Much better than those Red Balls of Kinetic Death that she remembered from high school.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] theotherpeter.livejournal.com 2010-07-27 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to watch 'Dodgeball' now.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] mania-endless.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm so terribly sorry of not being around yesterday; today being Independence's Day in Peru means this week is going to be crazier than usual.

Apologies apologies apologies.

I know, I suck D:

Re: OOC

[identity profile] mania-endless.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for understanding!

And hopefully I won't fall from the face of the Earth!