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fandomhigh2010-07-26 05:35 am
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Home Ec is Outrageous!; Monday, Period Five [ 07/26 ].
The class was meeting in the danger shop today, set up to resemble just your every day, average house.
Well, perhaps your everyday, regular fraternity house on a big party campus on a Sunday morning...It was not a pretty sign. It was darn near apocolyptic.
"Good afternoon, home ec crusaders! I hope you're ready to work hard today, because we've got quite an assignment on our hands! Behind me here is a house in desperate need of your help! I hope you have a strong constitution, because it's almost too terrifying to think of the leagues of dust demons and grease stains that plague this hideout of horrendous health hazards! Luckily, you don't have to go it alone. We will be partnering up again today, and pair will choose a room to tackle and clean until it sparkles! Cleanliness is incredibly important to maintaining a household. It keeps you healthy and happy and it looks very nice to boot! Now..."
He spent a little bit of time going over effective cleaning techniques that any smart head of household should adopt, as well as giving them a little presentation about earth friendly cleaners, because protecting the planet and our oceans especially was important! After all the boring lecture stuff was open, he presented everyone with a kit of products, buckets, and cleaning gloves.
"Any questions?" he asked. "If not, have at it! Defeat that dirt! Go on your germ genocide! Banish that bacteria! You've got until the end of class to do these rooms proud! It might not be the kind of cleaning house some of you might be familiar with--" And, yes, that was a wink toward Gunn "--but it's still pretty important!"
[[ OCDis coming came in and made a mess! Time to clean it up! ]]
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Well, perhaps your everyday, regular fraternity house on a big party campus on a Sunday morning...It was not a pretty sign. It was darn near apocolyptic.
"Good afternoon, home ec crusaders! I hope you're ready to work hard today, because we've got quite an assignment on our hands! Behind me here is a house in desperate need of your help! I hope you have a strong constitution, because it's almost too terrifying to think of the leagues of dust demons and grease stains that plague this hideout of horrendous health hazards! Luckily, you don't have to go it alone. We will be partnering up again today, and pair will choose a room to tackle and clean until it sparkles! Cleanliness is incredibly important to maintaining a household. It keeps you healthy and happy and it looks very nice to boot! Now..."
He spent a little bit of time going over effective cleaning techniques that any smart head of household should adopt, as well as giving them a little presentation about earth friendly cleaners, because protecting the planet and our oceans especially was important! After all the boring lecture stuff was open, he presented everyone with a kit of products, buckets, and cleaning gloves.
"Any questions?" he asked. "If not, have at it! Defeat that dirt! Go on your germ genocide! Banish that bacteria! You've got until the end of class to do these rooms proud! It might not be the kind of cleaning house some of you might be familiar with--" And, yes, that was a wink toward Gunn "--but it's still pretty important!"
[[ OCD
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Re: During the Lecture! -- Home Ec!, 07/26.