http://worsethanaunts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] worsethanaunts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-07-06 06:54 pm
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Practical Crisis Problem Solving - Danger Shop, Tuesday, Period 3 (11am-12pm)

Upon walking through the doors of the Danger Shop, it was completely understandable if the fine students of Practical Crisis Problem Solving (which the Doctor preferred to call "Staying Out of Trouble Badly") were very confused. They were in the park. Yes, the park, the one in Fandom just outside and down the road. Fandom all around them looked normal, at least as far as the beach. Then the water and everything beyond it was all hazy. The sky was an odd shade of red too.

"Hello!" the Doctor said, looking very smart in his tweed jacket and bow tie. There were other clothes too (including pants), but those were the two articles worth mentioning. "I'm the Doctor. You are all in Staying Out of Trouble Badly." See, with the calling the class the wrong name. "Which might be on your little schedule spreadsheets as something to do with problem solving. If you're not supposed to be here," he added with a smile, "stay anyway. Have some fun. Today we're going to get the creative juices flowing." He frowned. "No, I don't like the sound of that. It sounds too...moist. Doesn't matter." He switched back on track. "You might be wondering why the sky is red. Or orange. Burnt sienna? Would we call it that? Maybe Sinopia instead. The colour, not the planet. I had a point somewhere.

The sky. Yes. The sky is red because the entire island," he turned around in a circle and pointed in every direction for emphasis, "is surrounded by a shield. You can't penetrate it and you can't transport out of it, sorry if that's your thing. The reason for this a species called the Atraxi have tracked a criminal here to the very pretty Fandom Island. Prisoner Zero is its name. If Prisoner Zero doesn't give itself up in an hour, the Atraxi are going to incinerate everything and everyone inside the shield. They don't do things by halves.

I don't expect you to find Prisoner Zero today, but before the hour is up, each of you is to come up with a plan. Brainstorm. That's what we're here for today. Brainstorm a plan. Talk to me. Talk to each other. Let's get some ideas on how to find Prisoner Zero, stop the Atraxi from burning us all to a crisp and save Fandom. Your name might be useful too, if you don't mind telling me it. Oh, and if you do have higher brain function and can understand what I'm saying, please raise your hand so I can identify anyone who doesn't and can't."


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wrongkindofsith: (Your mouth moves and nonsense comes out)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-06 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Something doesn't have to be human to be restrained," Cara pointed out. "If you have a wizard, there are spells they can use to stop them moving. There are other ways too." She wasn't going to bring up the idea of using an agiel, since he'd probably just get grumpy again.
wrongkindofsith: (Biting my tongue so I don't strangle you)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-06 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"If they can't tell who their prisoners are, what are they doing being prison guards in the first place?"
wrongkindofsith: (Biting my tongue so I don't strangle you)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Presumably they have some way of identifying him regardless of what he looks like."
wrongkindofsith: (Your mouth moves and nonsense comes out)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cara had a sneaking suspicion that was going to be a running theme in this class. "Is there a way to force him to look like what he is again? One that's actually available to us?"
wrongkindofsith: (Give me strength not to kill them all)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There was absolutely no reason for Cara's hand dropping to the empty holster strapped to her thigh, or for it to be flexing around a handle that wasn't there. None at all.

"Any particular kind of trickery?"
wrongkindofsith: (Using the small words)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I don't know if it's mental, or magical, or whatever," Cara ground out. "And since we haven't got time to find all of that out, I would ask the person who very obviously does know to start telling us the details. Politely." At first.

There was a very significant glare being cast in the Doctor's direction.
wrongkindofsith: (Pretty sure you're insane)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So he was some weird kind of Listener then. "In that case you'd need to make him think he looked like himself somehow, or knock him out so he couldn't think."
wrongkindofsith: (Your mouth moves and nonsense comes out)

Re: Brainstorm

[personal profile] wrongkindofsith 2010-07-07 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course it's not hard once you have the right information about him. It's getting it that's the problem."