Announcement and Pinata Party! (School Gym)

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::The School PA system crackles into life for a second::

Yo, kids, this is Coach Ash, wanting to let you know that a special school fund-raiser has just started in the school gym.

Were you one of the unfortunate ones who had to deal with my evil twin? Would you like a chance for some payback?

Well, I've got the handsome bastard dangling from a rope in the gym, and you can pay five bucks to take a swing at the guy with a baseball bat. Come on, fun, violence, and the money goes straight into the school's extracurricular budget.

Wrestling Club is also canceled today.

::Ash then walks to the gym, and readies himself for the hopeful flood of knuckleheads who want to take a swing at Bad!Ash, currently dangling and cursing from a rope in the middle of the gym::

Come get some. ::laugh::

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Swings one final blow directly between Bad Ash's legs. There is an audible crunching sound as it connects.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash stares for a second, wincing::

Oooh, I think you... Ooooh. Ouch. Damn. Ow... Sonnuva. ::shakes his head::

You feel better?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Hands the baseball bat Back to Ash handle first.

"Much."

She grins, and skips off. Not that ruthless warriors skip.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::nods, then shouts after her::

You make a fellow proud, T.A! Got one helluva home run swing!

::slings bat over his shoulder, wondering if anyone else will feel the need for violence.