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Announcement and Pinata Party! (School Gym)
::The School PA system crackles into life for a second::
Yo, kids, this is Coach Ash, wanting to let you know that a special school fund-raiser has just started in the school gym.
Were you one of the unfortunate ones who had to deal with my evil twin? Would you like a chance for some payback?
Well, I've got the handsome bastard dangling from a rope in the gym, and you can pay five bucks to take a swing at the guy with a baseball bat. Come on, fun, violence, and the money goes straight into the school's extracurricular budget.
Wrestling Club is also canceled today.
::Ash then walks to the gym, and readies himself for the hopeful flood of knuckleheads who want to take a swing at Bad!Ash, currently dangling and cursing from a rope in the middle of the gym::
Come get some. ::laugh::
Yo, kids, this is Coach Ash, wanting to let you know that a special school fund-raiser has just started in the school gym.
Were you one of the unfortunate ones who had to deal with my evil twin? Would you like a chance for some payback?
Well, I've got the handsome bastard dangling from a rope in the gym, and you can pay five bucks to take a swing at the guy with a baseball bat. Come on, fun, violence, and the money goes straight into the school's extracurricular budget.
Wrestling Club is also canceled today.
::Ash then walks to the gym, and readies himself for the hopeful flood of knuckleheads who want to take a swing at Bad!Ash, currently dangling and cursing from a rope in the middle of the gym::
Come get some. ::laugh::
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Callisto comes into the gym and hands Ash a sizeable wad of bills.
Callisto gives Bad Ash a very scary grin.
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Give it to him good and hard, you deserve it.
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"Uh, Coach, you might wanna close your eyes for this."
Callisto starts swinging at Bad Ash. The vast majority of the blows connect with his crotch.
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Come on, baby! I didn't even get to see your naked fat thighs! Is that the best your little chunky ass got?!
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Oooh, I think you... Ooooh. Ouch. Damn. Ow... Sonnuva. ::shakes his head::
You feel better?
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"Much."
She grins, and skips off.
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You make a fellow proud, T.A! Got one helluva home run swing!
::slings bat over his shoulder, wondering if anyone else will feel the need for violence.
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