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Library [05/26]

Scout had woken Sam up way, way too early this morning, so Sam intended to have a lazy kind of day in the library today. He settled in at the computer with the biggest cup of coffee he could get from the Perk, and started running virus checks and updates to make sure everything was running as well as it could. It was kind of like cleaning, except that he got to sit and check his e-mail while he was doing it.

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Sam will just be over here, talking to the computer like it can understand him.

Sam will just be...over here, talking to the computer like it can understand him.

Once he pings in!

All done with the flist spam, woo!

Henry had considered not going to work when he heard the comment about naked librarian issues on the radio.

His wallet disagreed with the notion, so he was back in his office and reorganizing some files. Some of the previous librarians had possessed rather unique senses of order.

Chuck wasn't surprised in the least to see Sam focusing on a computer like that. He figured that's just what geeks did. "You know the naked people in porn don't talk back to you, no matter how much you want them to."

"Why do you and Dean always assume I'm looking at porn when I'm on the computer here? This is the last place I'd look at anything like that," Sam said.

Chuck shrugged. "I'd be looking at porn if I were in here. Beats reading."

"And that's why you're not allowed to work at the library," Sam said. "I don't know about the others, but I don't do anything dirty here during working hours." Especially now that Peter was gone and no longer tempting him.

"That's because you're lame," Chuck said. "I'm totally banging someone on my desk at work the first chance I get."

Sam laughed. "After hours, or during the day so everyone can hear?"

"Both, duh," he said. "I love it when people can hear."

"Of course you do. That could be part of the interview process," Sam teased.

"Please, I am a professional," he said. "No way I'd sleep with my employees. You can get sued for that, you know. I'll just have Dean visit or something."

"Oh, that's even better," Sam said. "Actually, I guess that really is better than harassing your employees. You might have less turnover that way."

"Exactly," he said. "And, by the way, the people I hit on aren't being harassed. They consider it an honor."

"Hey, you're the one who brought up being sued, not me," Sam pointed out. "I know that almost everyone here has considered it an honor."

"As they should. Anyway, I don't have to worry about being sued anymore. I used to nail the people that worked in the hotel, but that was years ago," he said. "Oh, and some of my au pairs, but I maintain they seduced me."

"You didn't," Sam said, staring at Chuck. "Weren't you like, young when you had au pairs?"

"I was young when I lost my virginity," Chuck said. "It's not as bad as you think; they were European. They do things differently over there. Besides, I'm very mature for my age."

"But...that's so illegal," Sam said, like that meant anything in the Bass world.

"Oh like you never broke the law before," Chuck said, rolling his eyes.

"Not when it comes to sex," Sam said, thinking for a moment before nodding, because he had to mentally check.

"Have you or have you not had sex in this library?" he asked.

Sam squirmed. "I have. But it was after hours so we weren't disturbing anyone."

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