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The class was meeting back in the Danger Shop today. That, unfortunately, meant Loki couldn't sprawl on his desk but it also meant he might get a really fucking funny show depending on how things went.

"Morning!" he said jovially, grinning. "Glad to see you all made it back. Today, we're going to a fucking party."

With that said, Loki got the simulation going to reveal a rather raucous party in what looked to be someone's very expansive home. There was loud music, drinks and food and the ambiance was one of energy and happiness.

"Your assignment for today is to find someone in this crowd and pick them up," Loki told them. "I don't care how you do it but you find someone, you flirt with them and you either get their number or, if you're bold, get them to makeout with you. I don't care what anyone tells you, being with another person is one of the best fucking things you could ever choose to do. It feels fucking good and, unless one of you is shitty at it, it will always feel good even if you don't have those shitty feelings attached to it."

Emotions. Ugh.

"Don't fucking hold yourselves back," Loki advised. "You only live once, why waste it saving yourself? It's bullshit, it's inevitable that saving yourself probably won't matter and you're missing out. Don't waste your lives waiting, kids. Have your fun while you fucking can."

With that, he set them loose on the party.

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Raven just stood awkwardly off to the side, wtfing at this class.

Someone spotted her from across the party and, deciding she looked lonely, wandered over.

"You okay?" he asked, sounding surprisingly sweet about it, at least.

"I am well, thank you," Raven said politely. "I am just not very experienced at social situations such as this."

"We can be inexperienced together," he said, making a face. "I'm only here because my friend begged me. What about you?"

"I am here for a class project," Raven said, because lying didn't come easily to her. And because she was just that smooth.

"Class project?" the guy repeated, raising an eyebrow. "This a naturalistic observation thing?"

"Something like that," Raven said, blushing and ducking her head. It shouldn't bother her that she was possibly sounding weird or crazy to a hologram, and yet.

"You're not like an undercover cop, are you?" the guy asked, going for the joke since she was blushing now. "I haven't done anything wrong, Officer!"

"Oh, no!" Raven said. "I have no position of authority, I assure you."

"I was kidding," the guy said, holding up a reassuring hand. "Just making a joke with you."

"I am sorry," Raven said, blushing more. "I do not always recognize humor."

"No problem," the guy said, shaking his head. "You dance?"

"Not very well," Raven said with a tiny smile. "But I am learning."

"You wanna?" the guy asked. "Maybe we could show them how fun bad dancing could be."

Raven considered for a moment. Dancing with someone else was harmless, so it shouldn't upset Andy. Not that anything could upset Andy with the possible exception of vampires attempting to mack on his girlfriend. "All right," she said. "Dancing would be nice." And totally not picking someone up, really.

"Let's go," the guy said, putting his drink down and nodding her out on to the dance floor. See, he was even a nice guy with no intention of getting further. Just a dance!

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