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There was something oddly appropriate about having a class on giving the finger to every rule and principle you know first thing in the fucking morning. Sure, it meant Loki had to get up ass early but it also meant he got first crack at the students and they'd remember him during their other classes.

Today's class was meeting in the Danger Shop. It was all well and good to tell people how to go against their rules and guidelines but it was much more fucking fun to put it to practical use.

"Welcome to class," Loki said before he got the simulation started. "Authority's a real fucking thorn in the side, isn't it? Someone's always telling you what to do and what not to do. Someone's always trying to ruin your fucking fun because they don't want you to get hurt or maimed or pregnant or some shit like that. Fuck that shit. Not today."

Loki finally got the simulation going to reveal what looked like a regular shopping mall complete with ~~moddable~~ stores and food establishments, random ~~NPC~~ shoppers, benches, fountains, a merry go round, elevators, escalators and other mundane things you would find in a mall. Right now, the mall was busy as hell.

"We're in a mall," Loki said, arms spread. "It's a typical hangout for teenagers who don't have shit better to do so that's what you're going to do today. Hang out. Get into fucking trouble while hanging out. Don't be pansies and just sit and eat ice cream. Cause fucking mayhem! Make trouble! Live a fucking little. But, there's security wandering around this mall and ever since they failed out of the police academy, they've been dying to prove their worth. They want to bust you. So, watch out for that and be prepared if that happens. Have a fucking backup plan. Good? Go."

With that, Loki disappeared and set the students loose in the mall.

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Zack was going to facepalm an epic sort of facepalm as he was set loose in the mall. SOLDIER was supposed to stop the people who were causing public mayhem, not be the root of it themselves.

... And truth be told, he kind of did just want to sit around eating ice cream like a pansy. He liked ice cream.

And so his idea of causing trouble was pulling the puppy face in hopes of scoring extra sprinkles from the cute girl with the ice cream scoop.

The mall cop was not a cute girl (at all AT ALL) but he did give Zack a friendly smile when he passed. Friendly and cautious. Teenagers were the ruffians around these parts.

Oh, Zack was such a ruffian! You could tell by the little bounce and the merry wave and the extra sprinkles that he was totally running with the wrong crowd, here!

... The scar and the armor and the insane hair probably didn't fit very well with the adorably friendly teenager vibe so much anymore, but Zack wasn't going to let that stop him from trying.

"Nice day, huh?"

"So far," the mall cop returned, nodding. "I just hope it stays that way. I'd like an easy day here for once."

"Security doesn't get it easy around places like this, huh?" Zack gave a sympathetic nod right back. "But you seem to be doing a good job of it. I mean, people aren't rioting and looting, or anything like that."

"Not today they aren't," the mall cop said, glancing around. "And it's early yet. I'm sure I'll have a case of some kid trying to run away from the local candy store with a handful of jelly beans."

Such a FIERCE crime that was.

Zack took a moment to glance at his ice cream.

Totally bought and paid for. Except maybe for the extra sprinkles, but he'd totally earned those on account of him being so darned cute.

"Do you get people stealing handfuls of jelly beans often? I don't imagine they'd be able to put those back into the bin, once he's got his dirty hands all over them."

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