Being Marooned: Not So Bad! [Thursday, May 13]

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

As was only fitting, Jack's class was meeting on the beach. He was waiting for them, hat perched atop his head, bottom perched atop a giant clothing trunk.

This would not end well.

"Hello, my young ruffians!" he said, standing up and doffing his hat before bowing extravagantly. "I am Captain--Captain--Jack Sparrow. You may call me Captain Jack Sparrow."

As you would.

"Some day you might find yourself the captain of your very own ship," he continued, "a beautiful ship, and fast, with lovely lines and the ability to outrace every dingy ever launched by the British crown. And then some blackhearted traitor will mutiny against you and send you to live on a miserable spit of land for no reason at all!"

Not that he was bitter. "So we will learn how to make the most of a bad situation, me hearties. But first you must be properly attired."

He pointed to the chest. "Inside you will find totally authentic"--it wasn't--"attire fit for your time in this class. Please change in the tents over there and report back to me in double quick time."

When the class returned (he hoped that someone had picked one of the nubile wench outfits), he pointed to the tiny ship anchored close to shore. "Now we have to start out authentically. You must all walk the plank." He waggled his eyebrows at them. "And please, do it with some style."

Comments

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[vanillajello]

Kate looked down at her outfit. "Huh. You actually have a point. I do," she said, smirking a bit as she looked up at him. "You, on the other hand, look like you didn't make much of an effort."

And he looked hot, but did she really have to point that out?

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

"What do you mean? I have an eyepatch!" he protested. "And piratey jewelry," he added, pointing to his nipple ring. "I'm just a really hardcore pirate."

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[vanillajello]

Kate snorted. "Sorry, Puck, but you look like you've been robbed by pirates."

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

"Eyepatch!" he insisted, pointing some more. "I'm like one of those awesome hardcore pirates who swordfights without a shirt!"

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[vanillajello]

"They let you keep the eyepatch because they all already had one and didn't need a spare." Beat. "And they felt sorry for you."

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

"You're just jealous," he decided. "And cranky because you don't have your tuffet. Whatever that is."

Re: Get changed [5/13]

[vanillajello]

"Nothing to be jealous about. I look fabulous, and you look like a victim of pirate on pirate crime." That cheerfully smug smirk of hers was just not going to go away. "And I don't need a tuffet. I can stand."