Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition - Friday

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The bell rang and Gibbs breezed into the room and started handing out the test before any of the students were really in their seats yet.

"This is your final exam," he growled as he tossed them on each desk. "Answer them to the best of your ability and don't even think of cheating."

Of course what Gibbs didn't know is that while trying to get some tech support on how to use Microsoft Word a certain goth lab rat might have done some slight... editing to Gibbs's test.

Which might be why Gibbs will not understand why anyone might be snickering during the test.

[OCD is UP!]

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Dinah Lance

Question One:

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When going undercover what are the key elements needed to be successful?
A. A convincing identity
B. An established background
C. Defined mission objectives
D. CAF-POW! THE BEST DRINK EVAH!
E. Everything but D.

Re: Question One:

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E. Everything but D. Because I'd give myself away if I got to drink any of that yummy stuff while on assignment.

Re: Question One:

[exspeedydotcom]

E, although remaining alert might be necessary in some situations, meaning Caf-Pow also has its utility.

Re: Question One:

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F. Everything but E. If I fall asleep out of boredom, it's not going to help the mission.

Re: Question One:

[momslilassassin]

E. What's Caf-Pow?

Re: Question One:

[solo_sword]

E. Sorry, the "evah" gives the answer away.

Re: Question One:

[heromaniac]

Momoko stared at the test. She knew the answer. Wow!

E. CAF-POW isn't needed, but it is totally delicious helpful so you shouldn't rule it out if it is available!

Re: Question One:

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E. Because we've seen what I'm like on D and it is not pretty. Or conducive to ANYTHING.

Question Two:

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Identify three pressure points (http://www.karate-shotokan-kata.com/images/pressure-points-strikes.jpg) that would subdue a criminal. Then explain why certain computer geeks should not complain when another geek tweaks his refresh rate on his video card so someone can kick butt in "Call to Arms".

Re: Question Two:

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Neck (carotid), sternum, points equidistant from the middle of the spine.

Why would *anyone* complain about getting to kick more video butt?! More speed = more adrenaline!

Re: Question Two:

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Roy described three pressure points suitable to subdue a criminal and exactly where they could be found down to a fraction of an inch, then added Well, "Call to Arms" is important. Obviously.

Re: Question Two:

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Anemone quickly jotted down three useful pressure points, but added or you could always just hit them over the head. It's a bigger (and easier) target.

And video games are important for hand-eye coordination and as a tactical thinking exercise. Kicking ass is just as important in a game as in the field.

Re: Question Two:

[momslilassassin]

Ben wrote about three pressure points, explaining how using the Force would make it so the criminal wouldn't even notice he was being taken down until it was too late.

And then spent a half page describing some of the cheat codes he'd found for "Call to Arms."

Re: Question Two:

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Jaina listed off the points without a problem, and considered the answer to the last bit.

Because.

Question Three:

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Who should be your first call when things get legally unpleasant?
A. A lawyer
B. Your commanding officer
C. Your travel agent
D. Mommy
E. Just have Gibbs shoot them all. Seriously. He has a gun!

Re: Question Three:

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A. A lawyer. Especially if it's Professor Cabot. Who will have been called by my go-to guy as soon as I've been put under arrest, before things even have time to get unpleasant.

But I won't stop Gibbs if he wants to shoot them.

Question Four:

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Name three safety rules for handling a firearm at the shooting range. Plus a short essay on how caffeine can totally improve your aim.

Re: Question Four:

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Use hearing protection, never aim at something you don't plan on shooting, and always know what's in front of your gun and behind the target.

Also, with more caffiene, you can see through time!

Question Five:

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Name three things you need to look at when using Victimology to profile a suspect. In this case the victim is a rather large muffin that was eaten by a heartless cretin. Explain your findings

Re: Question Five:

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Identity of the victim, the way the body was left, and the way their were killed.

Clearly the muffin could have been eaten by anyone, but only someone with a death wish would eat a muffin belonging to another person. Therefore any retaliation against them is just fulfilling their secret agenda.

Question Six:

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Explain the proper procedure used in handcuffing a suspect. Then explain why it's legally allowable to pull down the suspect's pants afterwards.

Re: Question Six:

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With as small amount of force as possible, with the handcuffs behind the suspect, and while reading them their rights.

...I suspect it's legal to pull down their plants wherever Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Dog Detectives are from. So under the jurisdiction of the police in the State of Insanity.

Question Seven:

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When is appropriate to use violence in Police Work? Ten extra credit points if you can convince Ziva to use non-violent means instead!

Re: Question Seven:

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In order to protect the public, arrest a suspect who refuses to cooperate, or prevent further crime, force can be used with as little violence as possible.

...wow, I'd pay money to see that.

Question Eight:

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Explain the proper procedure to make the perfect cup of coffee. Then explain why it is better to pour it down the drain and go to your local mini-mart because CAF-POW rulez!!!11!!!

Re: Question Eight:

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah explained the whole coffee spiel, starting from making sure the coffee maker was perfectly clean and the quality of water and beans and care of the mug and everything else.

Then she added in tiny print: Beaver Buzz CAF-POW 4Ever!

The TA's

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Who have done a remarkable job supplying everyone with coffee and donuts.

Re: The TA's

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Including during this class! With lots of coffee and doughnuts from Dinah, because she'd heard on the Radio that Beka might be a puppy at the moment again.

The Teachers

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Who might be around just to see if the students twitch when taking the exam.

OOC:

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And a big thanks to everyone who participated this term for the course and a big hurrah for all the myriad teachers who rocked with their teaching assignments.